Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Acetaeon]

probably

If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

[JDog]

Because they eat alot
Why are sharks mean.

[Acetaeon]

because their mommys didn't love them.

Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?

[JDog]

Because ones metal, and the other is electric.
Why are dolphines fast?

[Gamefreak]

Why Aren't Dolphins fast.

Why doesn't reality T.V depict actual reality.

[Acetaeon]

because actual reality is too unbeleiveable

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Gamefreak]

sailed.

Where does Link put all his items?

[Hi no Seijin]

Destroyed the time-space continuum. :P

Who let the keese out?

[JDog]

Ok, you lost me, what are you trying to say?

[Hi no Seijin]

That was a case of bad timing, but it's still funny.

What are you trying to say?

[JDog]

Im asking you what you said.
Is Zelda the best game known to man kind, and some known to monkeys?

[Acetaeon]

According to the monkeys, yes.

If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?

[JDog]

In the wishing well
Whats the most amount of Rupees you've earned?

[Acetaeon]

-302

What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?

[Gamefreak]

Give us PIE!

Where does Link hold all his items.