Endless Cheat game

[Gamefreak]

You must go back to the year of 1955 using an old Delorean going 88 miles per hour.  You must try to fix the event of your parents never meeting.  After playing Johnny Be Good and making a fool of  yourself, you...

[newbkyng]

...ambush your mother and dunk her in a punch bowl. She goes home. Just then your dad walks by and says, "WOO! She's hot! Oh well." And walks on.

[LaughingMAn]

and then you give up... because who would really ever need to use a sword indoors  when you cant even hurt the people....