The What-if Machine!

[darkphantomime]

Heheh, Now let's try for something a little new. If anyone of you guys has seen Futurama, then you know about the infamous "what-if machine". The premise is similar to 'corrupt a wish'; make something up, always beginning with 'what if'. Heh, Then the next guy will come up with a humorous and crazy result.

I'll start it off.

What if Chuck Norris were in a Fighting game?

[Hi no Seijin]

Then I would own him because Rosaro, my duskblade, would be in the same game.

What if they created Smash games where only characters from a certain series were in it?

[JDog]

then you would be in the game, and so would I, and I'd be the one doing the smashing.
What if I were to go walk out of this door and never return?

[Hi no Seijin]

Then you would do something.  How would I know what you would do? :D

What if people stopped asking what if and actually did something about it?

[MasterKeyX]

then this topic would be much more porductive ;D

What if i were an evil dictator?

[darkphantomime]

Then we'd all have to bow down and hail Eric Masterkey Stalin...

What if Jesus were a zombie? (heheh)

[Hi no Seijin]

Then the space-time continuum would unravel.  Seeing as how Jesus was taken up into heaven body and soul, there really isn't a dead body for a zombie.

What if Team Rocket actually succeeded in one of their plans?

[darkphantomime]

Then Pokemon wouldn't be so freaking childish and stupid as it has always been.

What if I were a robot who wanted to kill all the humans?

[Rev Rabies]

then chuck norris is your name

what if chuck norris roundhoused himself?

[Harashi]

He'd kill himself from guilt of roundhousing so many others.

What if our nail clippings could come alive?

[MasterKeyX]

then we would all be enslaved in a horror-comdey twist of fate.

what if i John Kerry was a republican? :-\

[darkphantomime]

Then the Republican party would forever be disgraced with flagrant flip-floppers... Oh wait a minute... IT'S ALREADY TRUE!!!

What if Twilight Princess Featured not Link, But TINGLE? :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

[Hi no Seijin]

That would be a nice change.  Why does the hero have to be Link all of the time?

[JDog]

Cause he's not called the hero of  time for nothing...
why is hi jinks still around, I don't find those good pranks...

[Mysterious F.]

Hello, that's not a what if. A what if begins with What if....