Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[Zelda Veteran]

because if they did, there would be a lot of wierd things going on.
What came first the chicken, or the egg?

[DW]

the egg, because there is no possible way for the chicken to lay and egg and then hatch it, but of course it is possible for the egg to miraculously hatch itself. 8)

why does God hate me?

[JDog]

god doesn't hate you, the devil hates you. ;D
Why is there no wii's avalable around here? >:(

[DW]

It's Stephen Colbert's fault...

what soda are you drinking, Wolf Link?

[alex]

why isnt everyday friday!?

[darkphantomime]

Because Friday's children KILL PEOPLE! (weird star trek In-joke)

Why do I like star Trek so much? m :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

[Hi no Seijin]

Goo goo ga ga.

Why do people say that's baby talk?  All I ever heard from babies trying to speak are gle gla glu go.

[JDog]

Cause their baby's, their afraid to talk. ;D
Why did we lose tonight? And don't say we suck, cause we only 7 people on our team.

[Hi no Seijin]

You lost because the sports pixies are mad at you.

Why must pixies be broken?!  Them and their stupid greater invisibility at will!

[JDog]

Because of FAIREY GOD PARENTS! ;D
Why can't I think of any questions?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because if you thought of a question, the world would end.  Hold on, you asked a question; therefore, you thought of one; therefore, the world is going to end.  Good job, Wolf Link.

Why do woodchucks chuck wood?

[JDog]

Because, they do.
Why is this basketball game boring?

[darkphantomime]

Because EVERYONE loves Sword chucks! and HATES Basketball!

Why am I so obsessed with 8-bit theatre? (Final fantasy and nerdy culture abound!)

[JDog]

Why did you post late?

[darkphantomime]

because people have awkward timing!

Why don't you answer me question?