Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[Mysterious F.]

Because the you're brain has been unplugged from the nearest outlet.

What really caused the Minoan's (the first notable Ancient Greek civilization, located on the island Crete) downfall?

[JDog]

Me killing them.
Why is leandra not online at this time?

[darkphantomime]

Because maybe it's going...
"Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]"

It's incredibly funny if you've actually seen it.

Why does no one here like the rocky horror picture show?

[JDog]

Cause J.D. does not like horror films.
Why are horror films so stupid?

[Mysterious F.]

There are?

Why doesn't Wolf Link realize they aren't stupid? (No insult)

[MagmarFire]

Because they aren't geniuses, either!

Why is the Internet called "Internet"?

[JDog]

I have no clue actually.
Why have I kept a certain secert to my self for so long, and only told two people about my condition?

[darkphantomime]

Actually, other people DO know.... I know for one...

Would it surprise most of the people here to learn that I'm actually very hearing and visual impaired? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

[Vaati]

My answer: none of the above.

But if you're vision impaired, how can you see the computer screen?

[darkphantomime]

I CAN see the computer screen, thing is, I have to lean in really close, so its taxing on my back...

Why do I have back problems?

[JDog]

cause I sat on it.
Why does it look my TV is going out?

[DW]

because it's straightening it's antenna and polishing it's screen, him and the waffle maker are going to best buy for a wild night out.

oh, forgot the question. how did I come up with that answer?

[Rev Rabies]

because the flying spagetti monster did not touch you with his noodly appendage

why do i rock at naruto arena?

[Vaati]

Because you're so darned obsessed with it, all you do it practice fighting like in Naruto.

Did that make any sense?  :-\

[Sabatta]

not realy,

Why is Shaolin Showdown still on saturday mornings? they've been on the same season for over a year now...