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My, my, what sucky grammar we have

Started by darkphantomime, January 15, 2007, 03:46:41 PM

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violinist

by reviveing this thread, a huge parade of spam has risen.

Mysterious F.

It's magic!  :D

No seriously, this is only a magical power. It doesn't move extremely fast, (although it isn't slow) so I tend to use my flame throwing cane to speed up the process on tougher opponents, but most of the time I wait. I'm actually waiting right now. Hey, look, you're arms have melted off.  ;D

Commodore Axilon

You do not have magical powers, Kannochi. You are a man. A human man. Stop this childishness. You have your whole life ahead of you. Don't throw it all away to act like a fool.

Stop this madness.

Mysterious F.

*Melts Commodore Axilon*

I do have magical powers!  >:(

Commodore Axilon

Look at you. Look at what you have become. These so called "powers" of yours, can they stop the suffering of your fellow humans? As the world crumbles down around you, you resort to these childish antics.

Why must you make a mockery of your fellow man?

Mysterious F.

You're taking this far too seriously, and I suggest that you stop, because taking an extremely unserious matter seriously, as I have seen a few times, can lead to an argument.

Also, people, you're allowed to double post in the Chatboard, just not too much.

Commodore Axilon



Dude, you think I was being serious? Look at how spammy I've been in this very topic. I don't think I could seriously say that without being a massive hypocrite. I think your humor detector is broken. ;D

i did it for the lulz

Mysterious F.

This is why we need more smileys, Internet sarcasm is terrible!  >:(

*Unmelts Commodore Axilon's Remains*

*Unmelts Commodore Axilon*

That solves everything!

Commodore Axilon

Nope, you still don't have magical powers.

Is impossible!

Mysterious F.

You do realize if I have magical powers, then you can have them too.

DW

Charlie has magical powers. he got them from the candy mountain cave. and all it cost him was his kidney.
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darkphantomime


Commodore Axilon


Mysterious F.

I think I'll change my power to voodoo dolls. It will be fun torturing people before I finish them.  :)

Commodore Axilon

Ha! I'll just turn them to ash with my nostril bolts!