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[Hi no Seijin]

My mom sent me this e-mail, and I thought I'd share it with you all, making a game out of it.  I'm going to paste a few lists below.  Find your month of birth, day you were born, and what color shirt you're wearing at the time you're reading this.  Then put all of them together.  I suppose you can do this as many times as you want, but it might get a bit repetitive soon, so I'd recommend taking birthdays of your friends and family and use the color shirt your wearing if you're in the mood to post in this topic again.  As for myself, I had lunch with my science teacher because I hate myself.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena ! With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other (such as a striped shirt)---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself.

[DW]

I kicked a phone because I'm sexy and do what I want.

:othis is like a fortune-telling machine! except instead of the future, it says what just happened today!

[Evahn]

GAH I hate these.

I yelled at a gangster because that's how I roll.

I'm just glad I didn't have to yell at Chuck Norris.

[Hi no Seijin]

My cousin would have to kick Chuck Norris, and he probably would win too. :P

[MasterKeyX]

I dry humped my dog because i hate my family....wow, how accurate! :P

[Commodore Axilon]

I kicked a phone because I was drunk.

That doesn't sound like me at all! >:(

What did that poor phone ever do to me?

[DarkZelda]

I murderd a spoon because I'm a ninja.


Fear me. :o :o

[DW]

I kicked a phone because I was drunk.

That doesn't sound like me at all! >:(

What did that poor phone ever do to me?

Dude, you have the same birthday as me if that is right...

[DarkZelda]

 :P
I think I'm the only one in june. . .

[Zelda Veteran]

I danced with a fireman because I was drunk :P

[Rev Rabies]

i sang... to a mexican... because that's how i roll or because i hate myself?

wow... that mexican probably hates me now too

[alical]

I yelled at a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

...Well the last part is true :)

[alex]

i yelled at a banana because i was drunk...

[DW]

wow Alex, I thought you had better control than that.

[Commodore Axilon]

Shikamaru, I just realized we had the same birthday. lol