corrupt a wish game

[dragon lord]

granted but mido pushes you out of the forest

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish i knew how a single seagul eat an entire human being! :o

[FireKitten18]

i wish the seagull didnt eat me  :P

[dragon lord]

granted but a pelican eats you

[FireKitten18]

i wish that nothing ate me

[dragon lord]

granted but a shark bites you in half

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish sharks were toothless!! >:( (really i hate them, and i dont get in the ocean because of them)

[dragon lord]

fine but then bugs grow 50 feet tall and have teeth that are larger than they are

[Zelda Veteran]

(shudders) Okay, I take back the shark wish! :-[

[Nabooru]

I wish I could breathe underwater!

[Howl]

granted, but a shark eats you

[Zelda Veteran]

Stupid sharks. I wish I had money.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but it turns out that it was made of chocolate.

[Anju]

I wish mosquitos would become extinct! >:(

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but then scientists deciede to recreate them just to prove that lawyers aren't the most bloodthirsty beings on earth.  
I wish that I could just go home and not have to worry about doing my summer reading assignments...  :(