corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but then your computer dies.
I wish that I could see Dragonlord druged!

[newbkyng]

Granted but he takes steroids for his drug goes on a rampage and you die.

I wish for a Wii.

[FireKitten18]

granted, but it breaks the next day.

I wish i could go to the same school i went to last year.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but you only go for a day and then you have to move  to alaska.  
I wish that my bookbag and tenor sax would hurry up and get here!

[FireKitten18]

granted, but then somebody ruins them.
i wish my dogs didnt bark so much.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but then when someone tries to rob your house they don't make a sound.
I wish that i didn't have to go into the caffeteria at all.

[FireKitten18]

granted, but you can never eat again.

i wish my friend didnt move to her dad's house.. (he lives far away..)

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but then you move to a different far away place.
I wish that i didn't have to go into the caffeteria and that i had a lunch box full of perfectly good food so i could eat outside of it.

[FireKitten18]

granted but then you can never drink water again.

i wish my brothers didnt fight all the time.  ???

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but then they fight with you.
I wish that school hadn't started todayl.

[MagmarFire]

Granted; it started yesterday. ;D

I wish the Packers were more defensive.

[darkphantomime]

Granted, but they STILL suck.

I wish Dragon lord wouldn't take steriods, and would instead take some LSD! (hallucogenic drug)

[MasterKeyX]

granted, but he destroys the world.

I wish i had a new bed.

[alical]

Granted but its half your size.

I wish I had new shoes.

[MasterKeyX]

granted but everyone except you hates them

i wish i never had to go to school