corrupt a wish game

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but all of the principals in the world get jealous and hunt you down.
i wish murder wasnt illegal...

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

granted but u get stabed 4 times in the heart the cockroach from Family Guy comes and cuts u up real good ur head gets choped off and u die after all that happens so u feel it
I wish I could never die
(sry went a little over kill there)

[Pyrgusfinn]

no prob. i love me some morbidity. ;D
granted but you get so bored of life because they cancel family guy and you have no reason to live so you try to commit suicide and find that you can't.  (sorry i went overkill too)

I wish that my coach wasn't a b***h.

[DarkZelda]

granted, but her assistant coach becomes one!

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish we had evil smileys here like on HA2.

[DarkZelda]

granted, but u use them to scare others and get banned

[Zelda Veteran]

good one

I wish your number of posts would go down to one!
(kudos to jack)

[DarkZelda]

granted, but the system backfired, and it happens 2 u instead!

(u wont win a wish because i will find a way to corrupt it...BWAHAHAHA!)

[Zelda Veteran]

i wish wishes took five parahgraphs to corrupt. ;D

[DarkZelda]

granted, but each sentence is really boring. people will make sentences because they are bored. it will take up room on the thread. it will also take a while to write.

when people write 5 paragraphs, they give long explinations about nuthin. they go on and on. they never stop for any reason. they want to annoy you.

in these 5 paragrapghs, people will explain every last detail to you, whether u like it or not. they will go on and on. ur eyes will be glued to the computer screen, reading every word. ull get headaches.

also, u will get sick of reading. u will do bad in english because u cant read well since u read too much on the computer. u will fall and have to take it again. ur parents will be mad.

by the time u write these 5 paragraphs, ur fingers will hurt. u would waste precious time. half ur day could be writing one post. the world could end. plus, i proved u wrong and corrupted this wish.

so in the end, ur wish is granted but can cause the world major damage. ;D

[Zelda Veteran]

wow... i cant believe you went through with that...
I WISH FOR AN UNCORUPTABLE WISH!!!!!!!!! :D

[DarkZelda]

u dont know me very well.......

granted, but since that is an impossible statement, becaus eot have and uncorruptable wish, u must wish for somthing! :P

[Zelda Veteran]

fine i wish for nothing...

[DarkZelda]

granted, but u end up alone, with no freinds, school, people u know, no zelda, video games, or anythin. ur r just there.

[Zelda Veteran]

 :-\thats not even funny.