corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Whatever you just said, granted, but wha?

I wish I knew what you actually said.

[JDog]

granted, but it turns out to be not funny
I wish sammy would get online, no curroption please.

[Pale Dim]

Granted.
I wish the soldiers in Iraq would come home.

[Rev Rabies]

granted, but then you are sent as a replacement

[JDog]

I wish it was three o clock.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but your clock would be 12 hours slow.
I wish there would be more members.

[JDog]

Granted, but your computer dies, and you can't enjoy the fun.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but they are spam bots and rule breakers.

[JDog]

I wish they're was no such thing as instant review. ps: TOUCHDOWN STEELER'S!

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but they are spam bots and rule breakers.

Well, I can live with that.

Anyway, granted, I can't think of a corruption.

I wish I was a MOD.

[Rev Rabies]

granted, but then chuck norris roundhouses all computwers you touch, therefore destroying them

i wish this wish was the same wish that i wished and that that wish would be this wish that i am currently wishing.

WISH!!!!

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but whatever that wish was, it never will happen, and all your wishes will never happen, they will be left as not-granted. You can still grant one.

[JDog]

I wish I wasn't so scared to ask this girl I've known all my life out.

[Vaati]

Granted, but she says no.
I wish it was Thanksgiving already so I can see my cousins.

[MasterKeyX]

granted,but the turkey spoils.

i wish i had a cheese omelette.