corrupt a wish game

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you can become bald and have a big, red nose. :P

I wish that that corruption didn't take place so soon...and that ANS wouldn't punch me out in the next few seconds. :P

[JDog]

Granted, but I kill you in your sleep
I wish I could kill you in your sleep.

[TP Zelda]

Granted, but you're a very nice Ganondorf.


I wish I had a Wii and TP for the Wii now.

[JDog]

Granted, but I take them when you wouldn't expect it...
I wish I had some quiet time so I could read my book...

[daemonsage420]

Granted...but.....it's only cause the world ends and everyone else is dead....muhahahahaha...oh....sorry bout the evil laugh.

I wish I hadn't lost my job.

[JDog]

Granted, but you don't get paid.
I wish I could get a job.

[daemonsage420]

Granted but you are soon demoted to the lowest level of servitude and for the lowest possible wages....minimum wage.

I wish I still had my old girlfriend.

[JDog]

Granted, but she only has time for you on the weekends.
I wish that didn't have to be so mean.

[daemonsage420]

Granted, but verything becomes too nice and people go crazy.

I wish I my lunch break wasn't an hour away.(Today is my last day of work. I need a new job already.)

[Anju]

Granted but you get an upset stomach and you can't eat your lunch.I wish the weekend could be really long.

[daemonsage420]

Granted, but you do nothing and are bored the entire time and it's much longer than a normal weekend.

I wish I could eat another cheeseburger now.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you find out you're lactose intolerant. I wish I could see my cousins.

[JDog]

Granted, but um... I ran out of funny corruptions. :(
I wish I had some more funny corruptions.

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're so funny, your sides split. I wish I could have my braces off.

[JDog]

Granted, but your teeth hurt forever.
I wish I could get the new godsmack cd.