corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

Granted, but your life comes to an end.
I wish I had a wish.

[DarkZelda]

Granted,  but the wish brings destruction to man kind.

I wish I had god report card grades.

[JDog]

Granted, but you fail every class.
I wish there was something good one tv to watch.

[DarkZelda]

Granted, but right at the good part your TV blows out.
I wish for somthing to drink.

[JDog]

Granted, but its something you dont like.
I wish I had more mountain dew.

[DarkZelda]

Granted, BUT ITS DIET.
I wish for sleep.

[JDog]

Granted, but its only for a second, diet, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
I wish there was no such thing as diet pop, yuk!

[collaboration]

:O I love diet pop!

Anyhow, granted, but they never get the proper research on aspartame done and thousands are poisoned by it.

I wish I hadn't drunk 2 litres of iced tea just now.  :-X

[JDog]

Granted, but its two liters of mountain dew.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but *Snoooooooooore*

[JDog]

I wish the patriots would win this game, so they could make the super bowl.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but they cancel football forever after that.

I wish for cereal! And milk!

[DW]

granted, but the cereal cuts the roof of your mouth and the milk is sour! Plus they put the milk before the cereal, instead of the correct way of cereal first!MUAHAHAHA!!!
I wish I wasn't so evil :(

[JDog]

Granted, but your evil is no where near as close to my evil.
I wish life was more fun.

[DW]

Granted, but you would have to stop saying you're bored all the time. 8)
I wish I had an endless supply of peanut butter and bacon.