corrupt a wish game

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but she never speaks again.
I wish I had FIVE HUNDRAH DALLAH!

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but when you try to use it, you get arrested for fake money.

I wish something good would play on the radio.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but the static is too annoying.

I wish more people were on, at the same time I am.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but they all ignore you.
I wish I had a transformation mask

[The Glamour Nazi]

granted but chuck norris takes it.

I wish I could write awesome chuck norris jokes that the chuckster himself likes and everyone else does in fear that he'll roundhouse kick them.

[Uximadesk]

granted, but for chuck norris to like them they must be very lame
I wish I could be half as great as chucl norris

[The Glamour Nazi]

granted but your chuck norris's legs.

I wish I had money.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I had my Wii...

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but your other one falls off. ::)

I wish More people wouldn't get that joke...

[Pale Dim]

O.O That sounds painful...

Granted, but nobody gets any of your jokes.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I wish you made a wish.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but I corrupt it.
I wish I didn't have to go interning this week.

[Uximadesk]

granted, but you go to prison instead (is that worse, I'm not sure)

I wish I could have the funds to make a live-size OoT themed park featuring roller coasters and the kind instead of enemies

[Pale Dim]

Granted, no corruption!

I wish I didn't feel like the only one working on the Members awards, which I'm not. (But it feels like I am!)

[Vaati]

Granted, but everyone jumps on it at once and it gets overwhelming.
I wish I was a faster swimmer.  :(