corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but you break it and must pay for it

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but you aren't in water so you die.

I wish that the summer would get here faster.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but that means time goes faster, so autumn gets here faster too.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but it doesn't get granted.

I wish I had that unbreakable laptop they're talking about.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but they lied and it breaks.

I wish I wish I wasn't a fish.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but it was the wrong wish choice
I wish I had a spifftastic car.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but... You don't wanna know.

I wish I was HAPPT!

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you are stuck in the same universe as Edward Elric.

I wish I actually got some sleep at all two nights ago.

[Teadrinkinglooney]

Granted, but you never woke up, and you're dreaming about being at a Spice Girls reunion concert.

I wish I was able to open doors with my mind.

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but you don't feel at all like a Jedi.

I wish the drama in my life would come to a halt.

[Teadrinkinglooney]

Granted, but so does your life.

I wish I could die by revealing the truth behind Godzilla's existence, and being eaten by him.

[FunTykoon]

Granted, but you get ressurected when you come out of his bowels and are forced to live out your days as lizard waste.

I wish I could play WoW again.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but your connection goes kaput!

I wish nintendo had a better selection of games to choose from.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but it is a better selection of horrible games

I wish I clear my head and think straight.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but since you think straight, you ignore everything else, forever.

I wish I had Spore.