corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but its the next day.

I wish for no corruption.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you get no wish.

I wish the crazy old people knew how to take a joke.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but...they don't even have a sense of humor.


I wish that I didn't have such horrid stomach problems. (PLEASE DON'T CORRUPT. It might make it worse!)

[Vaati]

Very well.

I wish my group member would respond to my message asking if we're meeting up at the library tomorrow for our psych project.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, no corruption. (As thanks for you not corruption my wish! :) )

I wish my neck wasn't stiff.

[Vaati]

Yay!

And granted, but you go blind for a day.

I wish this week wasn't a five day week.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but....wait, that doesn't even make any sense!


I wish your wish made sense.

[Vaati]

Granted, I meant as opposed to a four-day school week, etc.

I wish I had something to do.

[Pale Dim]

Granted. Clean my room.

I wish we had our new puppy already.

[Deku]

Granted, but they forgot to poke holes in the box for it to breath.
I wish I had Ninja Storm 2 already.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, BUT YOU DIE FOR KILLING MY PUPPY!!!!!

I WISH I WASN'T TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!

[Deku]

Granted, BUT YOU DIE FOR KILLING MY PUPPY!!!!!

I WISH I WASN'T TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!

GRANTED, BUT IT WAS CONTAGIOUS AND NOW IT'S GOING TO SPREAD TO THE REST OF THE TOPIC.

I WISH I HADN'T CONTRACTED THE BILLY MAYS SYNDROME FROM HAVOC.

[Pale Dim]

GRANTED, BUT I DO IT AND THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN!!

I WISH BILLY MAYS WAS STILL ALIVE!!!

[Vaati]

Granted, but HE'S A ZOMBIE!!!

I wish I knew why my group member for my psychology project needs $10 from each person. There's 5 people in our group. Seriously, what are we paying for that's $50?!

[Pale Dim]

...Granted, but it turns out to be one of them looney Government conspiracies and you die.

I wish I had $50.