corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but everyone forgets about you.

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[Deku]

granted, but wefoqbewfoqb gqbeorbgerbg qregibqergbperqbgqwebgfobgfqfg.

I wish I had a job  :(

[Pale Dim]

Granted.

I wish I had a job, too. :(

[Vaati]

Granted.

I also wish I had some source of income.

[Pale Dim]

Karma suits you well!

Granted.

I wish I were a giant.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you can never find a suit that fits well anymore :\

I wish my girlfriends parental's would have something bad happen to them...

[Pale Dim]

...Parentals? I think the word your looking for is parents.

Granted. The house catches fire, and everyone dies. Way to go.

I wish that people didn't have such ill will towards others.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Well I didn't want to say parents because they're not quite that... so yea :\

Granted but then life isn't as fun :D

I wish my game would stop freezing

[Pale Dim]

Granted, BUT IT CRASHES...Either that, or it was made by Obsidian. Damn crashing. Hate crashes.

I wish all games

Had stories written by Obsidian
Dialog written by Bioware
Cutscenes designed by Square Enix
GA testing performed by Valve
And a release schedule set by Capcom

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted.... I love you XD

I wish the back of my hair wasn't being lame

[Pale Dim]

Granted.

I wish for more MOCHA ICE CREAM

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, But you has to share with me >.>

I wish it was the 19th already

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you GET SHOT! *Have a shot glass*

I wish my Dog would dog licking my pants.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted... Wait wut...

I wish I understood your wish :\

[Pale Dim]

Granted. My dog was licking my leg for no reason.

I wish you had a better wish.