Guess which character/enemy from TP!

[Keaton]

Same basic principle as OoT/MM, but will be easier, since it's a more recent game.

I have a lot of land,
And it is thanks to me,
That though the violence bland,
The game is rated 'T'.

Easy, but the first line is deceiving unless you've heard a specific saying...

[MagmarFire]

I guess it's Twilight Princess. It IS the only T-rated Zelda game, after all... That's all I got.

[Keaton]

No.  It's either enemies or characters, not the game itself.

Come on, think metaphorically...

EDIT:  Back for the weekend.

[MagmarFire]

My next-best guess would be...Princess Zelda?

[DW]

Would it be the bar lady? Tessa or whatever? Her revealing clothing probably would have made it T.

[Keaton]

Telma is correct.  Her 'large tracks of land' (hence the first line of the riddle) earned the game's 'T' rating and the respect of Zelda-fanboys everywhere.

Shika, your turn...

[DW]

I thought so. Although she made me kinda sick. Oh well.

Riddle coming.

[Keaton]

Thread died, new riddle made.

We have eyes unclouded by hate,
and our only emotions lie
with the fate of our fallen comrade.

[MagmarFire]

The Six Sages?

[Keaton]

Only back long enough to answer this.  For a while.  Yeah, it's the six sages.  Hooray.

[DW]

Go mags!!!!

[MagmarFire]

That's how it is, son. XD

Eh, I guess I'll give it to somebody else since I'm too lazy to think of a riddle right now. >.>

[Pale Dim]

I just thought this up.

I have a growing grudge
for the hero of Hyrule
and those who descend from him.
One day I will rise,
no matter how long it takes,
to defeat the hero,
Once and for all,
and claim victory over the world!

[Keaton]

Is it Ganondorf?

[Pale Dim]

Yep! I can't think of another one. Guess it's your turn! Wow, that didn't last long.