The Most Incredible Story Ever!

[o0Zelda0o]

Ate all of it so...

[iastreb]

Ganon was mad:" You dare not give food to the pig !"

[Deidara]

Link was rather annoyed at Ganon at this point.  So he used a fire rod to set his derrier on fire.  Then he,

[iastreb]

took Majora's mask from his panths that were on fire and...

[Peka]

Made the moon fall on all of Hyrule.

[BaconWarrior]

The moon then said "Oops I brokeded your castle" Link then....

[Peka]

Transformed into SUPER LINK and then broke the moon into little tiny bite sized pieces.  Then...

[iastreb]

Majora went to the toilet, while Ganon...  

[Peka]

stayed and BBQ'd the bite-sized pieces.  Zelda then...

[iastreb]

...wanted to go too to the toilet, but Ganon was allready in, and Zelda screamed...

[BaconWarrior]

"Hurry up!, I had chili last night!" Ganon then....

[Peka]

farted nuclear bomb waste for miles around.

[BaconWarrior]

The people of Hyrule then.....

[iastreb]

... eated in McDonalds to celebrate the Colosal Fart. That day would be remembered as the day of 'The Carnival of Farting" and everyone has to fart all day!  

[o0Zelda0o]

Link thought this was a little weird, but being a Hyrulain he joined in with the farting untill Malon seen him and said: