MY SOOOOOOUUUUUL!

[Takun]

Who wants it? Begin the bidding for my soul now!

[JDog]

I'm scared... :o

[Takun]

You should be. My soul is very valuable. A collectors peice. Things might get gruesome.

[JDog]

Um, ok? I'm so very confused right now. if its so precious, why are you starting bids on it? :o

[Hi no Seijin]

Duh.  So he can get a lot of loot and be filthy rich.

As for the bidding, I'll trade you my second soul.  It comes with a built-in carrier pigeon.  That's a very fair trade, and people would be hard put to come up with a better offer.

Unless you happen to be a Doctor of Truthinite.

[Commodore Axilon]

I bid...

ONE TRILLION DOLLARS

[Hi no Seijin]

I amend the last sentence of my previous post to include "or a Commodore."

[Darth Wyndisis]

I think you would have better luck putting your soul up on Ebay, which, as you know is run by Satan and his evil network of demons.

[Keaton]

I'll give you a nickel.  A very shiny nickel.

[Hi no Seijin]

My clothes are worth a nickel!

[darkphantomime]

I thought your clothes were worth a hundred dollars.

(Who gets the reference?)

[JDog]

My clothes are worth a nickel!

My clothes are worth 50 thousand million dollars. :D

[Keaton]

You lose.  Sorry.  He you had ever watched the show, you would all know it's 'closest without going over'.  A WinRAR is me!

[Takun]

HOLY CRAP A SHINY NICKEL!! Someone better come up with somethin quick b4 it goes to Jackeon!

[Hi no Seijin]

...

Keine Plätzchen für Sie!

He's ruining my joke again. :'(

Oh, and JQ, I know I was making a reference to Futurama.  Am I to take it you were as well?