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[Fishalicious]

I feel bad for posting a lot. D: Just consider this to be my posting for the week.

I found this thing, though: How will you be remembered in History?

and got:

"Fisk revolutionized the world by taking down google.
... afterward, Fisk asked out a chair then made sweet, sweet love to it."

Also, the clay for my newest fursuit head burned in the oven. D: so the tips are browned...

[Keaton]

"Tacheon Alexander Black was the biggest gangster since Al Capone.
   ... afterward, Tacheon Alexander Black ate some macaroni and cheese."

So true, so true.

[Hi no Seijin]

"Hi no Seijin made pandas extinct.
... afterward, Hi no Seijin walked across the desert for no reason."

I guess that sounds like me.

[darkphantomime]

"JQ Pickwick beat up the president and later declared himself the new dictator of america

. . . afterward, JQ Pickwick decided to marry his imaginery friend."

So so so true ;___;

I'd beat up the president, that's for sure.

[Zelda Veteran]

Alex figured out the undisputed meaning of life.
... afterward, Alex walked across the desert for no reason.

[Hi no Seijin]

Stop copying me! DX

[alex]

 alex was the only person that the aliens would communicate with.
... afterward, alex went to the movies alone.

[Fishalicious]

I bet you guys wished you took down Google.

I'm okay with his teeth being burned now, though. ... though it's strange to have brown tips on the front eight teeth and not the back eight D:

[Darth Wyndisis]

Darth Wyndisis cured cancer.
... afterward, Darth Wyndisis fed a crocodile. will be missed dearly.

[Keaton]

Thank you for not telling us that in Webdings...

[Gamefreak]

Aaron became the first overlord of the world.
... afterward, Aaron decided to marry their imaginary friend.

Sounds like something I'd do in my spare time.

[Twilight Wolf]

"Sean caused the Apocalypse.
...afterward, Sean ate some macaroni and cheese."

Beat that. Strange, though... I tend to dislike mac and cheese.

[DW]

What's strange is that you don't tend to dislike bringing about the end of the world.

[Commodore Axilon]

"Commodore cured cancer.
... afterward, Commodore woke up beside a horse."

Kinky.

[Rev Rabies]

 Rob was the first person to successfully mate with a bear.
... afterward, Rob went to the movies alone.


Hooray for beastiality!

and why didn't i take the bear with me?