Scenes from a hat

[Carpet Merchant]

Just like the whose line game. I figure we'll switch topics every three posts or so. I'll start us off.  *draws*

Pick up lines of game show hosts.

[MagmarFire]

Go out with me, and you'll win an all-expenses-paid trip to beautiful COSTA RICA! (Total retail value: $2537!)

...

I suck at this game.

[DW]

You up for a Double Whammy?

[Carpet Merchant]

I'll take what's behind whore number one.
( sorry)

*draws*
Refreshingly honest statements that could earn you a black eye.

[Goosey]

Yeah, that dress does make you look fat. Real fat.

[DW]

Honey, when I see your mother, I sometimes wonder what happened to you.

[MagmarFire]

Sorry, but your makeup makes you look like a canary with eyeliner.

[Goosey]

Wh-what... is... is that.... broccoli? Woah, you need to brush...  

[Carpet Merchant]

LOL! Those were great.
*draws*
The shortest book ever written

[Goosey]

"All of the Helpful Things Navi has Told Me"

Wow, I love this game...

[DW]

"The Beavis-Butthead Dictionary: Collegiate Edition"

Contains one word. 'Score'

[Keaton]

The Merits of Armistice.

Yeah.

[Carpet Merchant]

;D1000 points to everyone.

*draws*

Things you can say about food, but not your girlfriend.

[Keaton]

Tastes like chicken!

(sorry, I had to...)

[MagmarFire]

"Man...You know how full of fat this thing is?"

Harhar.