Bomb Shelter

[Zelda Veteran]

So it seems this place is DEAD.
All survivors gather here, we got guns, pizza, candy, and video games.
DON'T PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!

Have fun and play safe in the ball pit.

[Twilight Wolf]

I brought my Saturn if anyone wants to play a game.

(Yes, I would bring my Saturn to a bomb shelter. All the games, too.)

[Keaton]

*presses big red button*

Sorry, it's my job.

[Twilight Wolf]

You fool! You've murdered us all!

[Keaton]

No no no, that's the big black button.  I just ordered Chinese food.


I know, I've read the instruction manual.  Who wants lo mein?

[Twilight Wolf]

Oh, you had me worried there for a moment. Lo Mein sounds good.

Anyone up for a round of Sega Rally?

Edit: Everyone's gone. I warned them not to go outside, what with the radiation and all... Oh well, this means I get the big-screen TV all to myself.

[Keaton]

I have returned.

I am immune to radiation, as I am Xenu.

[DW]

I'm a noncomformist. What kills you makes me giggle.

[Twilight Wolf]

I have returned.

I am immune to radiation, as I am Xenu.

Congratulations, that post alone will alert the Scientologists' internet filter to block this website. (I'm dead serious.)

That being said, I'm glad you guys aren't dead.

[Keaton]

That's cool, that's cool.

If it's any consolation, some people call me the Space Cowboy; some call me the Gangster of Love.

[Rev Rabies]

Some people call me maurice

[MagmarFire]

...Is it safe for me to come out from my corner now...?

[Zelda Veteran]

Not sure. I'm finally starting to see signs of life outside the topic walls, but be careful.

[Commodore Axilon]

Some people call me maurice

'cause you speak of the pompitous of love ?

[Axel]

So it seems this place is DEAD.
All survivors gather here, we got guns, pizza, candy, and video games.
DON'T PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!

Have fun and play safe in the ball pit.

awkward...