Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[darkphantomime]

What about the guy who made love to his bicycle  and the cleaning lady called the cops on him?

[Darth Wyndisis]

What's her problem?  Geez, can't a guy make love to his bike without being interupted.

[Commodore Axilon]

that sounds painful

you know moving metal parts and all

[Twilight Wolf]

I don't even want to imagine any of this...

[Commodore Axilon]

i can draw you a diagram if you want

[Twilight Wolf]

I will pass on that, thanks.

[Darth Wyndisis]

bicycle pr0n

[darkphantomime]

The guy got charged with a lewd, indecent act... apparently, making a motion of simulated-intercourse towards an inanimate object is something worthy of public outcry.

[Carpet Merchant]

Meaning anyone who's ever played pinball is on thin ice.

[Takun]

LIES!

Proof!

Chh, thats just because nobody has ever lived long enough to talk about it. The disease targets people who know too much. Yes, you have crazy, erotic, sex with electrical appliances. C.O.D. is most often death by electrocution. The irony is the sentence for getting caught during this heinous act is the electric chair.

[Commodore Axilon]

sounds like my kind of disease !

[Twilight Wolf]

You're a sad, strange, little man, Commodore.

[Commodore Axilon]

you're too kind

[Takun]

sounds like my kind of disease !

why do think i sponsor it?

[HylianHero92]

I wish that guy with a creepy smile wasn't blocking off most of Tacheon. Tacheon looks pretty hot.

Wait, ur not a guy?! :o


Ur profile says you are! :o