Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[DW]

Anything that doesn't suggest we're pairing up.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Lol, I think TP Zelda gets it, After all since she hasn't gotten past orqange Islande and doesn't like spoilers she's being a stubborn Pokeshipper like me.

[MagmarFire]

Actually, I heard Orangeshipping is somewhat strong in the Orange Islands saga. ;)

[The Glamour Nazi]

She hasn't gotten past it, and I think that she might remain pokeshipper until Advanced when she deserts it for reasons known only to few, Myself included.

[MagmarFire]

But when the Advance generation starts, that's when Advanceshipping will be the stuff! Woo-hoo! :D

I will be waiting for her assimilation decision until then.

[TP Zelda]

Ehhh...Magz it's gonna take awhile, I still gotta get through the first generation XDD

...Assimilation? *scratches head*

[HylianHero92]

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that the Gerudo has gotten us into one hell of a mess. What's far more relevant is that the stingy lounge lizards who work in the Gerudo's lie factories keep telling us that censorship could benefit us. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean the Gerudo personally for its beliefs or worldviews. But I do contend that I must solve the problems that are important to most people. I oppose the Gerudo's half-measures because they are loud. I oppose them because they are annoying. And I oppose them because they will sow the seeds of discord in the coming days.

Here are a few points to ponder:

  1. It's because of the Gerudo's willingness to prevaricate and equivocate that its manuscripts, when taken as a whole, are infantile.
  2. While decent people sit by, snore, and have their maws open, it is out turning scapegraces loose against us good citizens.
  3. To the extent that my age and health will permit, I will delegitimize it.

Those points may at first seem unrelated but when you connect the dots it becomes clear that the Gerudo's love of imperialism and faddism gives a new, perverse dimension to the old adage, De gustibus non est disputandum. An obvious parallel from a different context is that it always looks the other way when one of its secret police gets it in his head to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system. Apparently, the principle laid down by Jean-Marie Collot d'Herbois during the French Reign of Terror still holds true today: Tout est permis à quiconque agit dans le sens de la révolution.

If you don't think that thanks to the Gerudo, we're up a creek without a paddle, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Is anyone else out there as struck as I am by the Gerudo's utter disregard for morality and humanity? The reason I ask is that the real question here is not, "Why can't the Gerudo relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to arouse the hostility and excite the cupidity of meddlesome narcissism enthusiasts?". The real question is rather, "What does it hope to achieve by repeatedly applying its lips to the posteriors of dissolute bottom-feeders?" You know the answer, don't you? You probably also know that a great many of us don't want it to tip the scales in its favor. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to its foul-mouthed machinations.

I would certainly not have thought it possible that the Gerudo's inability to fathom what I am talking about is betrayed by its insistence that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights, but it's true. Did you hear what the Gerudo recently said about vandalism? Never before has a gloomy, pathetic lothario so cleverly hidden in plain sight its intention to waste natural resources. Because we have the determination to see the truth prevail, we must never forget that the Gerudo has written more than its fair share of lengthy, over-worded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances it conveniently overlooks the fact that on the issue of Chekism, it is wrong again. Sure, the idea that people want slaphappy polemics to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it operates on an international scale to poke someone's eyes out. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning.

After all, I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people don't realize that unlike the Gerudo, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty"—it were not actually responsible for trying to throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation, then I'd stop saying that the virus of antinomianism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to the Gerudo's paroxysms, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that this is not the first time I've wanted to shatter the illusion that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. But it is the first time I realized that it is all too typical of the sort of pharisaical, lascivious roustabouts who discredit legitimate voices in the despotism debate. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: It gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, the Gerudo ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that it often argues that it can succeed without trying. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known pedant and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that I am more than merely surprised by the Gerudo's willingness to deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.

The Gerudo's warnings are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. The Gerudo claims that unprofessional deviants are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. This is a very closed-minded and unconstructive view and, moreover, is wrong in many ways. The Gerudo's demands are merely a stalking horse. They mask its secret intention to create anomie. I truly hope you're not being misled by the "new the Gerudo". Only its methods and tactics have changed. The Gerudo's goal is still the same: to wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights. That's why I'm telling you that the Gerudo has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but it's astounding that the Gerudo has found a way to work the words "uncharacteristically" and "photodisintegration" into its slurs. However, you may find it even more astounding that it has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. The Gerudo supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that the Gerudo's harangues are a parody of original thought.

As will be discussed in more detail later in this letter, for the Gerudo's villainous plans to succeed, it needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Some day, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "anticonstitutionally" and "unconstitutionality". They will be incapable of comprehending that my goal is to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. I might not be successful at achieving that goal but I unequivocally do have to try.

I've tried explaining to the Gerudo's surrogates that the Gerudo has no moral courage nor even a desire to be honest and forthright. Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that the Gerudo used to complain about being persecuted. Now it is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that I don't know what makes the Gerudo think that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. Maybe it's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that the Gerudo's bons mots are like an enormous autism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must introduce an important but underrepresented angle on the Gerudo's clueless-to-the-core fibs because the Gerudo likes to imply that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. This is what its assertions amount to although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of unprincipled drivel devised by its collaborators and mindlessly multiplied by disagreeable, petulant idiots.

[HylianHero92]

What if we collectively just told the Gerudo's slaves, "Sure, go ahead and do away with intellectual honesty. Have fun!"? That would be worse than flagitious; it would attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. By bombarding me with insults, the Gerudo has erected a monument to credentialism. Only it does not seem proper to say that such a thing has been "created". "Excreted", "belched", "spewed", and "spat out" are expressions more appropriate to the object here described. You see, it's easy for the Gerudo to declaim my proposals. But when is it going to provide an alternative proposal of its own? Well, I'm sure the Gerudo would rather make the pot of Trotskyism overboil and scald the whole world than answer that particular question.

Don't let yourself be buffaloed by the Gerudo. Don't let yourself be persuaded to believe that its prognoses are not worth getting outraged about just because a lot of predaceous hellions happen to believe that. Analyze the arguments for yourself and see if you agree with my claim that the Gerudo must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to destroy our country from within; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if the Gerudo also realized that we are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We're at war with the Gerudo's slimy expositions. We're at war with its virulent propositions. And we're at war with its brutal, juvenile activities. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that in the Gerudo's insinuations, insurrectionism is witting and unremitting, unsavory and prissy. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to replace intellectual integrity with ill-bred sloganeering. The facts are in: In the genesis of the Gerudo's snow jobs, indecent begat eccentric, which begat vindictive, which begat tactless.

[Uximadesk]

Hmm, I am pretty sure you replaced an actual nation by the word "Gerudo"

[HylianHero92]

No it's a letter of complaint to the Gerudos.

They actually exist, remember?  :P

I found it in a cave.

[Uximadesk]

Oh yeah, I totally forgot.
And the knights of the round table were secretely dog-dudes

[TP Zelda]

dog-dudes lololooolloololoooloollolololololoolololololollololoolloolo

[Darth Wyndisis]

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that the Gerudo has gotten us into one hell of a mess. What's far more relevant is that the stingy lounge lizards who work in the Gerudo's lie factories keep telling us that censorship could benefit us. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean the Gerudo personally for its beliefs or worldviews. But I do contend that I must solve the problems that are important to most people. I oppose the Gerudo's half-measures because they are loud. I oppose them because they are annoying. And I oppose them because they will sow the seeds of discord in the coming days.

Here are a few points to ponder:

  1. It's because of the Gerudo's willingness to prevaricate and equivocate that its manuscripts, when taken as a whole, are infantile.
  2. While decent people sit by, snore, and have their maws open, it is out turning scapegraces loose against us good citizens.
  3. To the extent that my age and health will permit, I will delegitimize it.

Those points may at first seem unrelated but when you connect the dots it becomes clear that the Gerudo's love of imperialism and faddism gives a new, perverse dimension to the old adage, De gustibus non est disputandum. An obvious parallel from a different context is that it always looks the other way when one of its secret police gets it in his head to overthrow the government and eliminate the money system. Apparently, the principle laid down by Jean-Marie Collot d'Herbois during the French Reign of Terror still holds true today: Tout est permis à quiconque agit dans le sens de la révolution.

If you don't think that thanks to the Gerudo, we're up a creek without a paddle, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Is anyone else out there as struck as I am by the Gerudo's utter disregard for morality and humanity? The reason I ask is that the real question here is not, "Why can't the Gerudo relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to arouse the hostility and excite the cupidity of meddlesome narcissism enthusiasts?". The real question is rather, "What does it hope to achieve by repeatedly applying its lips to the posteriors of dissolute bottom-feeders?" You know the answer, don't you? You probably also know that a great many of us don't want it to tip the scales in its favor. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to its foul-mouthed machinations.

I would certainly not have thought it possible that the Gerudo's inability to fathom what I am talking about is betrayed by its insistence that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights, but it's true. Did you hear what the Gerudo recently said about vandalism? Never before has a gloomy, pathetic lothario so cleverly hidden in plain sight its intention to waste natural resources. Because we have the determination to see the truth prevail, we must never forget that the Gerudo has written more than its fair share of lengthy, over-worded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances it conveniently overlooks the fact that on the issue of Chekism, it is wrong again. Sure, the idea that people want slaphappy polemics to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it operates on an international scale to poke someone's eyes out. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning.

After all, I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people don't realize that unlike the Gerudo, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty"—it were not actually responsible for trying to throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation, then I'd stop saying that the virus of antinomianism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to the Gerudo's paroxysms, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that this is not the first time I've wanted to shatter the illusion that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. But it is the first time I realized that it is all too typical of the sort of pharisaical, lascivious roustabouts who discredit legitimate voices in the despotism debate. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: It gets a lot of perks from the system. True to form, the Gerudo ceaselessly moves the goalposts to prevent others from benefiting from the same perks. This suggests that it often argues that it can succeed without trying. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known pedant and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that I am more than merely surprised by the Gerudo's willingness to deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.

The Gerudo's warnings are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. The Gerudo claims that unprofessional deviants are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. This is a very closed-minded and unconstructive view and, moreover, is wrong in many ways. The Gerudo's demands are merely a stalking horse. They mask its secret intention to create anomie. I truly hope you're not being misled by the "new the Gerudo". Only its methods and tactics have changed. The Gerudo's goal is still the same: to wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights. That's why I'm telling you that the Gerudo has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but it's astounding that the Gerudo has found a way to work the words "uncharacteristically" and "photodisintegration" into its slurs. However, you may find it even more astounding that it has never been a big fan of freedom of speech. The Gerudo supports pogroms on speech, thought, academic license, scientific perspective, journalistic integrity, and any other form of expression that gives people the freedom to state that I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that the Gerudo's harangues are a parody of original thought.

As will be discussed in more detail later in this letter, for the Gerudo's villainous plans to succeed, it needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Some day, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "anticonstitutionally" and "unconstitutionality". They will be incapable of comprehending that my goal is to advocate concrete action and specific quantifiable goals. I might not be successful at achieving that goal but I unequivocally do have to try.

I've tried explaining to the Gerudo's surrogates that the Gerudo has no moral courage nor even a desire to be honest and forthright. Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that the Gerudo used to complain about being persecuted. Now it is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that I don't know what makes the Gerudo think that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. Maybe it's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that the Gerudo's bons mots are like an enormous autism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must introduce an important but underrepresented angle on the Gerudo's clueless-to-the-core fibs because the Gerudo likes to imply that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. This is what its assertions amount to although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of unprincipled drivel devised by its collaborators and mindlessly multiplied by disagreeable, petulant idiots.

tl;dr

[Hi no Seijin]

To Mags:

Best I got for you right now.

To Hero92:  I'll not have you besmirch the good names of the Gerudo.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Someone found The complain thing in The links section...