Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Badger.

[Hi no Seijin]

Mongoose.

Which reminds me of a short story I read in high school that was told from a mongoose's point of view.  It was either in 9th or 10th grade.  I wish I remembered what it was call, because now that I'm thinking about it, I want to read it again.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Elephant.

[Pale Dim]

Lion.

[The Glamour Nazi]

banana

[Hi no Seijin]

Lion.

Mufasa.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Vader

[The Glamour Nazi]

Marth

[MagmarFire]

Connecticut again!

[Hi no Seijin]

No Connecticut for you!

[MagmarFire]

=(

[The Glamour Nazi]

Instead you get Maryland.

[MagmarFire]

DO NOT WANT DX

[The Glamour Nazi]

In your heart you know you do.

[Hi no Seijin]

No one wants Maryland.  Maryland doesn't want Maryland.