Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[Twilight Wolf]

Heh, strange how you sometimes see things entirely differently than they were actually written.

[DW]

You chuck grapes at the elderly? Really, TW.

[Twilight Wolf]

But they like grapes...

[Darth Wyndisis]

You're Chuck Norris and you roundhouse kick the elderly in the face? Really, TW.

[Twilight Wolf]

You're Chuck Norris and you roundhouse kick the elderly in the face? Really, DW.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Keaton]

You're throwing Chuck Norris as you get roundhouse kicked by the elderly in the face? Really, TW.

[DW]

(.)(.)

Fixed for phallic imagery

[Twilight Wolf]

You're throwing Chuck Norris as you get roundhouse kicked by the elderly in the face? Really, TW.

No, Chuck is a bit to large for me to throw easily, especially when I have to worry about being roundhouse kicked in the face. He was cheering the elderly people on.

I feel unloved.

[DW]

Now you're calling the Norris fat

I'd consider editing that post

[Commodore Axilon]

(.)(.)

Fixed for phallic imagery

that's not

what ?

[Keaton]

A PHALLUS IS A PENIS

THAT IS MAMMARIAL IMAGERY

[Twilight Wolf]

Now you're calling the Norris fat

I'd consider editing that post

Not at all. Chuck Norris is a fully-grown man; I'd guess he's around 180-200 pounds. I can't lift that much.

[Darth Wyndisis]

At my peak physical condition I was able to bench-press about 200 pounds.  Now I can't even come close to that.  I am so out of shape.

[darkphantomime]

You're not the only one, brother.

College just does stuff to you... makes you eat a lot more.

Commodore hasn't gotten the 'eat everything in sight' bug yet though.

But he will soon *shakes fist*

[Commodore Axilon]

are you threatening me ?