[catchy title]

[Keaton]

[witty reference to title]

[Axel]

[typical JDog response]

[Keaton]

[mockery of previous post]

[allusion to moderatorial edit of previous post]

[Super special awesome Gamefreak edit]

[Zelda Veteran]

[lay off of JDog post]
[Comment to the current situation]

[Keaton]

[rebuttal towards objection to mockery of JDog's post]

[amusing picture adding levity to situation]

[Zelda Veteran]

[encouraging words to JDog]
[lulz at amusing picture]
[asks for location of said picture]

[Keaton]

[url of site for pictures]

[Zelda Veteran]

[warns that site is not kid-friendly]
[futurama reference for comedic relief]

[Keaton]

(psst, ZV, it isn't a third-person thing, it's what your post contains, if you can get what I mean)

[mockery of Futurama]

[picture of Seymour with caption, "I waited for you"]

[DW]

[pr0n]

[message informing of pr0n baleetion]

[warning]

[Keaton]

[haranguement of Shika]

[required moderatorial spiel]

[DW]

[argument against the rules]

[complaint of racism]

[Keaton]

[clearer explanation of rules]

[explanation of why I'm an 'equal opportunity racist']

[DW]

[rant about how the mods stink and I would be a better one]

[Keaton]

[comment on how you already have blue stars]

[invitation for everyone to mock you]