Jesus fossil proven fake, aliens claim responsibility

[Keaton]

Simple.  Make an interesting tabloid headline.

[Twilight Wolf]

Michael Jackson's Original Nose On Display In Belgian Museum.

Hey, this is fun!

[Carpet Merchant]

Man Swallows Ten Thousand Dollars in Large Bills and Falls Into Coma

Doctors Say No Change is Expected

[Zelda Veteran]

Smart Blonde!

[darkphantomime]

Whore of babylon found in trailer park. Veneral diseases blamed for Satan's coming.

[Carpet Merchant]

Ledgendary Rock Group Releases Black Labradors From Local Pound

Police confirm The Who let the dogs out

[Aureliano]

First Human-Alien Baby By The Name Of Micheal Jackson

[Twilight Wolf]

Starbucks' Popularity Linked To Traces Of Cocaine In Their Coffee.

[Zelda Veteran]

Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.

[MagmarFire]

Bigfoot Spotted near New Jersey, Witnesses Claim

[Hi no Seijin]

Studies Indicate Imported Cartoons from Japan Have Subliminal Messages Ordering the Assassination of President Bush

[Keaton]

Perfectly preserved corpse of Santa Clause, found in block of ice.

Robot Chicken, you cheater.

[Carpet Merchant]

Local Gangsters Beat Rice Farmers to Death with Plaster Figurines

Possibly the first ever "knick-knack patty whack"

[MasterKeyX]

Overweight Man Eats China's Medals; US Claims Olympic Victory

[Mysterious F.]

Isn't there a card game like this, where each card has a word and you reassamble them to make headline titles. I think  it's called:

Man Bites Dog