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The KITTENS ^_______^;;;;;; formerly known as Bowbwah

Started by Zelda Veteran, September 13, 2008, 07:37:08 AM

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darkphantomime

blah, it all doesn't matter.

Let's just drop it now...

Now...

Any one mind helping me find a way to sneak in my own kitty?

Keaton

Uh, a flexible bag with holes would work.  Does security to room checks?

darkphantomime


Mysterious F.

Mabye you could create a series of tunnels in the walls, and sneak the kitty in through the tunnels. You could seal off most of the tunnels once you get it in, except a part where you will hide the kitty if anyone tries to come in. Try putting something in front of the hole so they won't notice, like a box. Hopefully, the kitty won't die or meow while in there.

Wow, the whole "tunnels in the walls" concept reminded me of that movie, The Great Escape. Anyone here ever see it?

Keaton

Seriously, nobody will notice if you have a cat.  If they DO check you, put it in the bathroom closet or somewhere where it will not be heard.

Commodore Axilon

put it in a balloon on a string and swallow it but make sure not to swallow the string

you know like a drug mule

DW

QuoteYou may call me ridiculous for stating such

you are ridiculous

I am a sex object for the mere entertainment of women

way to not inflate my ego

and Commodore, on the lines of drug smuggling, he could cut a hole in a teddy bear and stick the cat inside it.
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Keaton

BETTER YET

Stuff the cat, bring it in as a memento, then unstuff the cat and resuscitate it.

DW

He would need some necromancy training for that.

Or super sewing skills.

I can help with both.
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Keaton


DW

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Keaton

no no no no no

The r-r-r-r-rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

DW

That's wut I said!

The ryne in Spyne stays mynly on the plyne!
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Twilight Wolf

What, you expect me to say something witty?

Commodore Axilon