Brawl Hit-list

[Zelda Veteran]

Brawl Hit-list
Jeff [says he's good]
Jesus [says he's great]
Troy [Said he rocked]
Jerome [Said he could pwn]
Zack [I was told he was good]
Biever [...?]
Austin [rumored to suck]
Josh [Rumored to be the best

Here, I'll explain my experiences in depth because I have no life and a lot of spare time. Read if you want.

Jeffrey AKA: EmeralbLink
Jeff was one of the first friends I'd made here in Texas, and so we've always been at each others throats over who's the best gamer. We've both realized who that is over the years... heh heh.

Especially since I spanked him in Brawl. He never stood a chance, sadly, and he bragged so much that it was an astonishingly easy victory. His main was Pikachu, and I massacred him with Marth if I recall correctly. That was the end of it. He asked for MANY "do-overs" but the end result was always the same. As a brawler on a scale of 1-10, I rate Jeff:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Christopher AKA: Jesus
An all around amazing brawler. He doesn't brag, but he certainly has the right right to. I've taken him on multiple times, and results vary. 7 times out of 10 I take victory over him. There are always those times, however, that he comes over and takes me by complete surprise. He mains with Snake, Seconds with Kirby, and has recently taken an interest to Lucario. His best attribute, I'd say, is his decision making skills on the spot. He sometimes manages to escape even my most cunning traps, and even finds ways to fire off surprise attacks of his own. On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate Jesus:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Troy
Troy thought he was really something special. He came at me without a main, and lost horribly. One would question if he'd ever even played the game before. Honestly, I think he'd have been better if he'd just not touched the controller. He had more SD's than regular deaths, and I couldn't bare to play him again. I finished him off with Ike, and I'd rate him a-

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Jerome AKA: Koolaid
Jerome was an amazing brawler. I've fought him a few times, however my first encounter with him would be my Toon Link VS his Pit. I won by only the skin of my teeth, and I'd say we're about equally matched. I'd say his best attribute is his ability to seemingly avoid every single attack. The guy is just plain hard to hit.  He mains with Pit and Marth. I'd rate Jerome:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Zack
Zack was a good brawler. Not good enough to beat me, but good nonetheless. He mained with Link if I remember correctly, and I took him on with Link. I ended up winning with 2 lives to spare, and I'd consider him an above average player.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Bryan AKA Biever:
Biever, Biever, Biever. Never a dull moment with that dude- and he's never turned down a round of smash. He can put up a good fight, but he has yet to take victory over me. He mains with Ike, and his best attribute is probably his unorthodox style of fighting. He's more or less the most unpredictable brawler I've ever faced, and it gives him one hell of an edge in battle. I'd rater Biever:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Austin
Full of hot air.
Had never played before.
No main.
No style.
No Skill.
Not worth rating.
I fought him solely because he said he could beat me.

Josh
Rumored by many people to be the best of the best. My girlfriend said he's unstoppable, but we'll have to see about that. The mystery has deepened, as I've come to find out that there are TWO unspeakably skilled Joshes. The MAIN Josh, however, is a close friend of my girlfriend, and I have yet to meet him. The whole thing even thickens when I find out something coincidental: He's dating Janine- my monster ex. What horrifying skills does he actually possess? Will ZV be able to triumph over who is possibly his greatest challenger yet?

FiNd OuT nExT tImE, oN tHe NeXt ExItInG ePiSoDe Of ZEEVEE BRAWL ZEE!!!!

[DW]

Add me to that list. As the guy who challenged you while wearing a skirt.

Y'know. Just for laughs.

Also, how good's your connection? If it's as bad as Mags...eh.

[Zelda Veteran]

I think I've fought you before... you're 007 right?
Yeah, I'll go ahead and add you XD
I'll get rid of Austin.

[DW]

Well, close. Scotty is 007. I use Kris.

[Zelda Veteran]

Wanna Brawl right now?
I'll get on if you want to brawl.
I think I'll use Ike though.
If its laggy, Ike is the best choice.
If its smooth enough, I can use Link, or even Toon Link.

[DW]

I would go over to Scotty's and Brawl you, but I have to leave for rehearsal in twenty minutes or so. This weekend I should be able to though.

[MagmarFire]

I kinda wish I had a better connection now... I'd like to see where I rate... :'(

[Gamefreak]

If I had a Wii, I wouldn't mind playing you with my Meta Knight.

[Zelda Veteran]

If I had a Wii, I wouldn't mind playing you with my Meta Knight.

I'm not a bad Meta-Knight myself :]

[MagmarFire]

*coughcoughTOPTIERcoughcough*


Huh? Who said that? No one who believes in "the list," I hope? >.> *hides Brawl signature*

[DW]

Alright, if you wanna play us, I'll be over at Scotty's for a few hours, probably brawling.

[Pale Dim]

I just got a wii (There is a god...thank you...), And I just got Brawl as well. However, I have spent many years of my life honing my skills with both Link, Marth, and Ganondorf, in Melee. I understand, however, that the CPU enemies are a bit tougher nowadays! Whomever wishes to challenge me, I will gladly except any challenge, just to keep myself occupied. I am a man who fights with honor. My friend code is 3308-7723-6389. My name is Rgh92. I cannot guarantee a very predictable battle, or a satisfactory battle, since the way I battle is determined by my mood. But, a brawl is a brawl. Whomever I shall fight, I will give my highest respects to whether I win or lose. For I don't care of the outcome. If I lose, I'm happy. If I win, though, I'm happier. Only because it would be nice to actually fight a living, breathing person.
(Notice from my ridiculously long speech that I am very desperate to fight someone here!)

[MagmarFire]

Does that mean you're willing to accept lag? ;)

[Pale Dim]

If necessary to enjoy myself, yes. Let us fight with honor. I will not fight with anything less.

[MagmarFire]

All right! Get on, then! ;D