Attack of the Video Game Controllers Part I

[cacturnerules]

I was at home playing Halo 3 when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a grouping of words in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their actions.

Other members of the forum started running into the corner and crying.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edge as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one ripsnorted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

The other then proceeded to compare the sexier (though admittedly more brautiful) mod to an ex-member, named JDog.

The well-loved half-mod enters and makes tells the quibbling mods that it doesn't matter how smart or good-looking someone is that matters, but rather what's in their farts.

The well-loved half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod was then derisilvey laughed at.

The eldest mod pointed out that "derisive" was already used in the attempt to defenestrate the non-mod.

The non-mod pointed out that he care.

The eldest mod was rather mortified by such a statement.

The half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod is saddened by being laughed at and leaves the room unhappily.

The sexy mod kicks him out.

The non-mod would kick if he wasn't afraid of getting a warning.

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

Seeing this, sexy mod was reminded of /b/ and went out.

The wiser mod took the opportunity to let all the others know that he is now a moderator on a certain mudkipz website :3

The sexy mod purchased his blackin gear.

the non-mod laughed at how far off they all got away from attacking video game controllers.

The sexy mod then stopped the mods laughing by stuffing his face with a controller.

Sexy nonmod ignored mod.

The brand new member 1337I\I3$$ then told everyone on TDC, "LOL You all suck..." and was banned in less than a half hour

Half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod wishes he had power outside the Darknut clan board so he could edit that post to say USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

Half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod was denied by FR, the new Admin. He just made it look like he's a regular member... while he can edit all your posts...

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

[Fierce Deity Link]

I was at home playing Halo 3 when suddenly, my Wii Remote began to glow red.

I then posted a grouping of words in the wrong forum on TDC.

I attempted to cover it up by pretending that I was aware of my actions and their actions.

Other members of the forum started running into the corner and crying.

I didn't get a chance to get a word in edge as they took up most of the first replies.

A few posts in, the sexier of the two mods pointed out the title and chortled before fixing it.

The other two, was busy watching Timecop, and disregarded the quip regarding his attractiveness.

The sexy mod then laughed derisively at the Cohort; he would obviously never get in with the ladies while Timecop was still in his life.

The wiser one ripsnorted by explaining that Timecop was on G4TV's "Movies That Don't Suck" marathon, and was not therefore through any fault of his own.  He then proceeded to make several stinging witticisms regarding that sexier mod's masculinity, IQ, etc.

The admittedly duller mod takes the remarks as compliments.

The other then proceeded to compare the sexier (though admittedly more brautiful) mod to an ex-member, named JDog.

The well-loved half-mod enters and makes tells the quibbling mods that it doesn't matter how smart or good-looking someone is that matters, but rather what's in their farts.

The well-loved half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod was then derisilvey laughed at.

The eldest mod pointed out that "derisive" was already used in the attempt to defenestrate the non-mod.

The non-mod pointed out that he care.

The eldest mod was rather mortified by such a statement.

The half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod is saddened by being laughed at and leaves the room unhappily.

The sexy mod kicks him out.

The non-mod would kick if he wasn't afraid of getting a warning.

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

Seeing this, sexy mod was reminded of /b/ and went out.

The wiser mod took the opportunity to let all the others know that he is now a moderator on a certain mudkipz website :3

The sexy mod purchased his blackin gear.

the non-mod laughed at how far off they all got away from attacking video game controllers.

The sexy mod then stopped the mods laughing by stuffing his face with a controller.

Sexy nonmod ignored mod.

The brand new member 1337I\I3$$ then told everyone on TDC, "LOL You all suck..." and was banned in less than a half hour

Half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod wishes he had power outside the Darknut clan board so he could edit that post to say USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

Half-sorta-kinda-not really-mod was denied by FR, the new Admin. He just made it look like he's a regular member... while he can edit all your posts...

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The non-mod FDL came into his own topic and was wondering, "What the heck happened to my topic? The poor thing has been VANDILIZED! Ban me someone! Someone please ban me!"

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST, BECAUSE HE WASN'T AS ATTRACTIVE AS THE EARLIER BANNED MEMBER 1337I\I3$$)

Hey! What's up with that?