Post Number 5555.

[Twilight Wolf]

Yes, you read that correctly. This is my 5555th post. "How is this possible?" you ask. "You only have 980!" Well, that's how many posts I have that are officially counted. The rest are not.

Anyways, yeah, post number 5555 right here.

Damn, I was hoping to make this topic more... you know, more epic.

Well, since I have nothing better to do, I'll post this picture I found that I'm quite fond of:



Anyways... yeah, that is all. Thank you for your time and all that.

[Keaton]

inb4 5556

[Twilight Wolf]

On that note, here is post 5556.

Thank you helping us help you help us all.

[Keaton]

The Aperture Science bring-your-daughter-to-work day is an excellent time to have her tested.

[Twilight Wolf]

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

[Keaton]

You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here].

[DW]

I volunteer.

[Twilight Wolf]

That thing you destroyed wasn't important to me. It was the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

[Keaton]

Someday we'll look back on this and laugh and laugh and laugh

oooohhh boy

well

you may as well come on back now

[Twilight Wolf]

Where do you think you're going?

Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.

[Keaton]

It's funny, actually, when you think about it.

[Twilight Wolf]

Hold on one sec. That wasn't supposed to happen.

[Commodore Axilon]

omg what is that

[Keaton]

omg what is that

don't ask he'll go all tangential.

[Commodore Axilon]

well i like tangents