Evolution VS Creation (lol this is just a talk I had with me mum)

[TP Zelda]

Me: I just thought of somehting I could pwn someone on about evolution
Mum: What?
Me: I'd ask someone where the world came from...tehy're probably just say that it was just there. If the world was just there, then how did the monkeys and apes get here?
Mum: Well ya know supposedly it was just slime before monkeys and apes.
Me: So wait, the slime evolved into monkeys? o.O
Mum: Yep, then where'd the slime come from?
Me: ...Global warming.
Me and Mum: *rotfl*


^^^
I don't remember quite exactly how it went, I only really remember that I said "global warming"  :P

Just thought I'd share my funnehness (not)  :P

[The Glamour Nazi]

Primodial ooze, this so called slime, came from left over elements of the formation the earth.

If you believe it that way.

[HylianHero92]

Primodial ooze, this so called slime, came from left over elements of the formation the earth.

If you believe it that way.

I take it you don't believe God created it.

[darkphantomime]

:roll:

I'm just gonna stay out of this for now.

TW would probably get all angry.

[The Glamour Nazi]

No I believe a mix of both actually.

They say big bang was from a build up of element, I say god put elements into existance and let the big bang happen.

I'm a scientoloristian.

[HylianHero92]

No I believe a mix of both actually.

They say big bang was from a build up of element, I say god put elements into existance and let the big bang happen.

I'm a scientoloristian.

:-[





OMG!!!

You're the only person I've ever heard about who thinks the same thing as me!

[MagmarFire]

I think William Lane Craig's input would be quite valuable here... ;)

[The Glamour Nazi]

Earthboundhero:Mind brothers...

My friends think I'm a freak for not thinking one or the other, and I just tell them, "Oh yeah, Who understands both Chaos and string theory?"

And they're like... You...

Pretty funny.

And sadly, Mags, WHO?

[MagmarFire]

He's this Christian professor who wrote various articles on worldly wonders, such as the relevant topic of the creation/origin of the universe. The stuff is complex, but it makes logical sense.

[Uximadesk]

No I believe a mix of both actually.

They say big bang was from a build up of element, I say god put elements into existance and let the big bang happen.

I'm a scientoloristian.

:-[





OMG!!!

You're the only person I've ever heard about who thinks the same thing as me!

Actually that is a pretty common way of thought in my highschool (I, too, share those beliefs)

[Carpet Merchant]

That's the basics of what I beleive too. So Rorschach, "in highschool"? Do you beleive something different now?

[TP Zelda]

wait i think i screwed up teh last part...

[The Glamour Nazi]

TP Zelda, sorta irrelevant, you lose.

[Hi no Seijin]

Just in case you all are wondering, I really don't care all that much how the universe started.

[TP Zelda]

Lololololol
Nyeh,I'll just lock it...
cuz i screwed it up nd i feel embarrassed nao  :-*