Favorite Quotes

[MagmarFire]

"Haruhi, Ponytails turn me on."
"Are you retarded?"
-Exchange between Haruhi and Kyon

"MOE MOE... KYUN!"
Mio in her maid costume from K-ON!

I WANT TO WATCH THOSE. VERY MUCH SO. T-T



"No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us!?"

"Uh--! Uh... How did we, Kronk?"

"Well, you got me. (Pulls down chart.) By all accounts, it doesn't make sense."
--Kuzco, Yzma, and Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove in one of the best lampshade hangings in the entire movie.

[darkphantomime]

"Haruhi, Ponytails turn me on."
"Are you retarded?"
-Exchange between Haruhi and Kyon

"MOE MOE... KYUN!"
Mio in her maid costume from K-ON!

I WANT TO WATCH THOSE. VERY MUCH SO. T-T

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie come and join the Nazi PIRATE party!"

- Springtime for Hitler

[Keaton]

"I looked and looked but I didn't see God." - Yuri Gagarin, the first person to ever orbit Earth.

[Gamefreak]

They also loosely quoted that in Metal Gear Solid 3.

[Keaton]

They also loosely quoted that in Metal Gear Solid 3.

With the Fury?  He also had some amazing quotes, but I don't remember it then-- then again there was a lot of other Russian spacetalk, could've been Sokolov or Granin, I suppose.

Also, Gagarin is often misquoted as saying, "I see no God up here".  It may sound cooler, but that implies that he said it when he was in space.

[Mysterious F.]

From the book Dumbing Us Down, a novel written by a teacher about how he feels the twelve-year education system prevents free-thinking and destroys, rather than create, intelligence:

"Was it possible I had been hired not to enlarge children's power, but to diminish it? That seemed crazy on the face of it, but slowly I began to realize that the bells and confinement, the crazy sequences, the age-segregation, the lack of privacy, the constant surveillance, and all the rest of the national curriculum of schooling were designed exactly as if someone had set out to prevent children from learning how to think, and act, to coax them into addiction and dependent behavior."

[MagmarFire]

Something that bashes the current educational system?

*gives Whocares a cookie* :D

"Those who flaunt their power disappear when the truly powerful appear."
--Rose from The Legend of Dragoon

[darkphantomime]

Maybe we should base our education model on Finland. They seem to have a much better job at it than we do.

"everyday is 420 day" - Me

[MagmarFire]

"Do you always have to stare at me like I just drowned your goldfish?"
--Xigbar in 358/2 Days

[The Glamour Nazi]

"You created a Time paradox"
Game over screen in MGS3

[Deku]

"This world may not know peace, but in my presence you will know quiet." -Augustin IV

[Fishalicious]

"They're here." - Poltergeist

"I have to return some video tapes." - American Psycho

[Uximadesk]

"God doesn't make the world this way, we do"
"Is that what happens? No time for friends? Only our enemies leave roses"
"I'm not locked in with you, you are locked in with me!"
-Rorschach

[MagmarFire]

"Why does everything I punch try to stalk me!?"
--Naruto from Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

Also, my fellow programmers, here's a good one:

"All input is evil until proven otherwise."
--I don't remember. XD

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

"YOU'S BE TROLLIN"
-Boxxybabee