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Diabolus Ex Machina

Started by Keaton, February 15, 2010, 08:41:04 AM

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The Glamour Nazi


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Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 01:53:00 PM
>Examine the lightbulb

It is old and bright when I look right at it.  Great, now I have those splotches in my eyes.

Quote from: Kixash on February 15, 2010, 03:18:09 PM
> Retrieve arms from safe

My arms are already attached to my sides.

The Glamour Nazi

>open hammerspace and pull out the Infinity plus one weapon (that also shines like a torch) and continue down the hall outside the main room.

Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 06:44:56 PM
>open hammerspace and pull out the Infinity plus one weapon (that also shines like a torch) and continue down the hall outside the main room.

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The Glamour Nazi

>say "Darn, it doesn't work" and ask the great deity Tacheon for some sort of sign.

Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 06:47:33 PM
>say "Darn, it doesn't work" and ask the great deity Tacheon for some sort of sign.

After addressing no one in particular in catharsis, I kneel and pray to my malevolent benefactor.  No one answers my prayers.

The Glamour Nazi

>Say "Tacheon is a evil god" and Look around the main room again.

Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 06:53:12 PM
>Say "Tacheon is a evil god" and Look around the main room again.

Surprised at my own nonchalance about the corpse in the closet, I place the man's possessions on the desk and survey the room further.  The search yields no more interesting results, save for a trail of blood on the floor leading from out the door to the closet, and several centipedes trying to figure out what the sweet liquid is.

The Glamour Nazi


Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
>Check my pockets

What a novel idea!  I find:
a set of keys (aside from the two I discovered in the room)
an unloaded gun
a length of rope
.45 ACP hollow point cartridges, 9 of them
a crumpled up note
a compact LCD flashlight
knives
lint

The Glamour Nazi

#41
>Load gun,

Then

>Read note

Then

>Turn on flashlight and go down hallway

(When this is over I'm totally making a story about it.)

Keaton

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 07:05:37 PM>Load gun

The gun is now loaded.

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 07:05:37 PM>Read note

Dear {smudged name},
I'm leaving you for Azrael.  Please do not ever contact me again. 
Love always,
Syl


Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on February 15, 2010, 07:05:37 PM>Turn on flashlight and go down hallway

I start down the hall.  When halfway down the corridor, I hear someone calling my name from the end of the hall.  "Is that you?" it says.  "Come here, quickly!" it beckons.  If I strain my eyes, I can see something that looks like it may be the source of the noise.

The Glamour Nazi


Keaton

"Please, come quickly!" it moans as you begin your approach.  That voice sounds hauntingly familiar, and might be in pain.