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Started by Keaton, July 25, 2010, 11:11:48 PM

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Boobs?

Boobs.
Boobs...
Boobs?!
Boobs!
wut

Pale Dim

This is true...


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The Glamour Nazi

Quote from: Jean Havoc on March 09, 2011, 07:37:50 PM
And I'm surprised you say this, since her boobs are bigger than small.

That wasn't Catherine.

Pale Dim



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Deku

I was going to put this in the "Today I Learned" thread, but I felt that it fit better here. If you ever want to tell the difference between a girl with perky boobs or saggy boobs, it depends on the bounce.

With all the bras they make to help "knee-knockers" look perky, it can be difficult to tell. But it turns out that saggy boobs don't bounce like perky ones do. This is because they have more fat than muscle, and they'll held down more.

Never knew this- but thought I would pass it along. Because while I like D's, I don't like saggy titties.

ZV OUT.

Pale Dim

How you learned this, I will forever wonder...


3308-7723-6389

The Glamour Nazi

Or you could play it safe and pursue a girl with breasts smaller than the normal bra size.

Like I did.

Perky and soft, nice and warm, and guess what? No future back strain, or sagging.

It's a win win win win win win situation.

Keaton

Or you can do what I do and date a girl for more than just her cup size...

Twilight Wolf

I agree, I think dating a girl because she's intelligent and kind is more important than that.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

cacturnerules

Quote from: Kyle Katarn on March 18, 2011, 04:17:26 PM
nice and warm

As opposed to a person NOT being warm? How would that happen? Maybe if they're dead.

Are you trying to tell us something~?

The Glamour Nazi

Quote from: Graceful Assassin on March 18, 2011, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: Kyle Katarn on March 18, 2011, 04:17:26 PM
nice and warm

As opposed to a person NOT being warm? How would that happen? Maybe if they're dead.

Are you trying to tell us something~?

*Necro~~!*

Quote from: Rainbow Dash on March 18, 2011, 07:02:26 PM
Or you can do what I do and date a girl for more than just her cup size...

Oh, I did that at first. I still do. The fact she's a DFC is just a huge plus.

Pale Dim

Quote from: Rainbow Dash on March 18, 2011, 07:02:26 PM
Or you can do what I do and date a girl for more than just her cup size...

I think that's what we're all doing, actually...


3308-7723-6389

The Glamour Nazi

Reasons I love Alex.


  • She's really interesting and loves everything that I love
  • She's a total tsundere.
  • She deserves someone who actually loves her, and not some guy who doesn't.
  • She has amazing hair, beautiful eyes (grey blue), and she's totally adorable.
  • She has a small chest, she's cute as all get out, looks amazing in long socks, is one of the few girls nowadays that prefers to wear skirts, and she has a nice butt.

So, I do love her more for who she is than what she looks like.

MagmarFire

Now for something completely different.

Quote from: Edward Elric on March 13, 2011, 08:38:54 PM
March 9th, Brawl's anniversary.

Also known as my birthday. ಠ_ಠ

Happy birthday...? :>



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Pale Dim

Quote from: Rainbow Dash on March 15, 2011, 09:53:08 AM

most of the JG archive is much too adult for the boobs thread.

What is this...JG archive you speak of?


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Deku

Quote from: Jean Havoc on March 19, 2011, 04:22:12 PM
Quote from: Rainbow Dash on March 15, 2011, 09:53:08 AM

most of the JG archive is much too adult for the boobs thread.

What is this...JG archive you speak of?
I too am intrigued. Elaborate.

Oh, and as to the gentleman who was wondering how I learned that piece of information about how to tell if a woman has saggy boobs: I was flipping through the channels I watch, and an episode of Manswers was airing on Spike. They were showing boobies, and Stephen Colbert was talking to an old guy I didn't care about... So yeah, sorry Stephen, they 1-up'd you there. :-\