Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!

[Hi no Seijin]

I enjoyed Mario Bros.  As for my nomination, I have to go with Hero.  What with everyone dying several times, I had a hard time following what was going on.

[Baka Nezumi]

Sleepover. All it had in it was convenient occurances that saved the main character's butt.

[Gamefreak]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

[MasterKeyX]

I hated that movie too, but it wasn't as bad as Lady in the Water...

[ohmygoodgollygosh]

I am SO reinforcing the nomination of Eragon.

I'm pretty much holding a grudge against Twentieth Century Fox right now. :P

w00t. Eragon so deserves this award.  :P

[DW]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

[ohmygoodgollygosh]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.

[MasterKeyX]

Anyhting would make my school more interesting. A dead fly would make my school more interesting.

[DW]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.

Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

[darkphantomime]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.

Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?

[Commodore Axilon]

Man, the Matrix is horribly overrated, if you ask me. I only liked the original and Reloaded for the awesome action sequences. The whole story was horribly idiotic, and took itself way too seriously.

So I guess for a bunch of movies I mentally classify as "Mindless Popcorn Flicks," even Revolutions was too bad to warrant this classification. The action sequences were horrible (the Assault of Zion is one of the worst movie battles ever.), it was terribly anticlimactic (lol Neo's dead...what now?), and it generally sucked overall. There was none of the kung-fu awesomeness that redeemed the first two for me, just Neo and Smith going at it DBZ style.

It is for this reason that I second JQ's nomination of The Matrix Revolutions.

[Gamefreak]

That reinactment of the Civil War drawn in anime.

What?  You've never heard of it?

Worst movie....That Jaws ending seemed incredibly dumb.  And I've only seen the first Matrix.

[MasterKeyX]

Ohh, heres another bad movie: The Neverending Story. It's like 6 hours long, no joke. It actually makes you want to kill yourself the first hour in, becuase you realize that there are 5 more hours of nonsense. :P

[Commodore Axilon]

You're dead to me now.

Seriously, how could you not like The Neverending Story? I don't even remember it being that long. :-\

Edit: According to the IMDb, it's only 94 minutes long.

[alex]

i hated the ending to the children of men movie... IT SUCKED. like the beginning and middle were okay, but like the ending was awful!

i hate movies like that