Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[darkphantomime]

Like the title says, go through any random video game quote and replace any given word with pants. It's an extremely funny game.

Example: Original quote - "FOX! GET THESE GUYS OFF ME!"

Game - Star Fox 64

New Quote - "Fox! get these pants off me!:

Now let the insanity begin!

[Gamefreak]

Original:

Ratchet: Hey, I'm just here to fix the.........transfluxor......coil.

Pants:

Ratchet: Hey, I'm just here to fix the....................transfluxor................pants



Is this what we're trying to do?

[darkphantomime]

Pretty much, yeah.

Starfox 64 - original Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Altitude!"

New Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Pants!"

You don't have to include the original quote.

[Zelda Veteran]

Pretty much, yeah.

Starfox 64 - original Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Altitude!"

New Quote - "Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop Pants!"

You don't have to include the original quote.

DISTURBING >.<

[DW]

Okay, it's not a game, but I HAVE to do this one...

Naruto: "You will never be strong. Do you know why? It is because you lack...pants..."

[darkphantomime]

Simpsons - The Pants! THEY DO NOTHING!

[DW]

Kingdom Hearts: "Jump in the Hydra's pants, Sora!" :P

[darkphantomime]

Final Fantasy VI - PANTS OF A SUBMARINER!

[Gamefreak]

Final Fantasy IV - YOU SPOONY PANTS!!!

[MagmarFire]

Original quote:

Axel: Get on their bad side, and they'll destroy you!

Roxas: No one would miss me.

Axel: ...That's not true! I would...

New quote:

Axel: Get on their bad side, and they'll destroy you!

Roxas: No one would pants me.

Axel: ...That's not true! I would...

Okay, I have to admit, this is a lot like Mad Libs! :P

[Gamefreak]

Ever famous quote from Final Fantasy VII:

Cloud:...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!

Cloud: ...Shut up. The cycle of nature and your stupid plan don't mean a thing. Aeris is gone. Aeris will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My pants are burning!

[Fishalicious]

"These are the pants that will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time. Listen to the Nocturne of Shadow."

[MagmarFire]

Original quote:

Ratchet: Check it out! It looks like somebody's a big fan of Courtney Gears.

Clank: Courtney who?

Ratchet: C'mon, remember that bombshell handing out prizes on Annihilation Nation?

Clank: Ah, yes. Her specifications were remarkable.

New quote:

Ratchet: Check it out! It looks like somebody's a big fan of Courtney Gears.

Clank: Courtney who?

Ratchet: C'mon, remember that bombshell handing out prizes on Annihilation Nation?

Clank: Ah, yes. Her pants were remarkable.

[Zoratunic]

Well, no one else has done it, so I guess I will.

Original:
"All you base are belong to us"
Pants:
"All you pants are belong to us."

[violinist]

Kingdom Hearts II: "You are the fire that fuels Sora's pants."