Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[DW]

Okay, this is a two-parter of a conversation between Erk and Serra in Fire Emblem:

Original: "Serra? Oh no, you were the last person I wanted to see..."

"Oh, how sweet, you wanted to see me again!"

New: "Serra? Oh no, you were the last person I wanted to pants..."

"Oh, how sweet, you wanted to pants me again!"

[darkphantomime]

Andross has given us orders to take you(r) pants.

[Hi no Seijin]

I can still...pants...*collapse*

[Keaton]

From Krystal in SFA:  "If you hear this then you have found my pants.  Use them ONLY until I return."

[Gamefreak]

Gilgamesh - Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S PANTSING TIME!

[Keaton]

Xerxes:  This is madness!

Leonidis:  Madness?!  THIS!  IS!  PAAAAAAAANNNNTTTTSSSSSS!

Seriously, why didn't y'all think of this?

[DW]

Too obvious.

Samuel L. Jackson: That's enough! I've had it with these mother ******* Snakes in these mother ******* pants!

Consequently, Snakes in my Pants would be an awesome sequel.

[Keaton]

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN PANTS!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet.  You have to be in the right pants.

Although, that does sound like something Calvin would say.

[Keaton]

Megaman:  His pants are maximum.

[Hi no Seijin]

"Life is a mystery to be pants, not a problem to be solved."--Albert Einstein

[Gamefreak]

So here's this Giant Enemy Crab

ATTACK HIS PANTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[Rev Rabies]

Original:

Black Knight: I'm here to protect her

Sothe: But... I protect her!

New:

Black Knight: I'm here to pants her

Sothe: But... I pants her!

[MagmarFire]

My pantssssssss.....

[Mr. bubbles]

I was just literally pantsed by my grandma