Scenes from a hat

Carpet Merchant · June 30, 2008, 09:50:49 AM

Care for some more boss?

Goosey · July 10, 2008, 06:20:39 PM

Don't worry, there's enough to go around!

Shadow Goris · July 11, 2008, 08:20:53 PM

The breast tastes better than the drumsticks

Carpet Merchant · July 13, 2008, 08:59:39 PM

;D draws*

Unlikely first lines of commercials

Keaton · July 13, 2008, 09:02:26 PM

Hi, I'm Paul McCartney.

Twilight Wolf · July 13, 2008, 09:15:04 PM

"Have you ever needed to dismantle a bomb in under ten seconds?

DW · July 14, 2008, 01:10:30 AM

Have you found yourself unable to gain weight, no matter how hard you try?

OR

Are you pleasing your significant other too much?

Keaton · July 14, 2008, 01:13:58 AM

Do you want a one-way ticket to Hell?

or

Can't get rid of unsightly bloodstains?

BaconWarrior · July 14, 2008, 09:08:30 AM

Are you tired of pleasing yourself?

MagmarFire · July 14, 2008, 01:00:54 PM

Have you ever been stuck on the moon after you've been abducted by Tripods and can't get back to Earth?

DW · July 14, 2008, 01:15:06 PM

Are you stuck without a television?

Carpet Merchant · July 14, 2008, 01:41:49 PM

Draws* :o(Oh no.)

What God created on an off day.

MagmarFire · July 14, 2008, 02:50:38 PM

Brussel sprouts.

Keaton · July 14, 2008, 05:25:37 PM

Commodore Axilon.

DW · July 14, 2008, 05:40:26 PM

Satan.

...Well, he couldn't have wanted to have him there, could he?

The Desert Colossus