Scenes from a hat

[Keaton]

Satan.

...Well, he couldn't have wanted to have him there, could he?

If you remember your mythology (lawl), Satan was once Lucifer Morningstar, God's top angel-dude.  But he felt that the angels should have just as much power as the Gods, and so he led a rebellion.  Then God was all, "B&!" and sent them to a cool new place called Hell.

But, you know, whatever.

[Twilight Wolf]

Houseflies.

[Carpet Merchant]

"And they shall be called 'The Dodgers.'"

*Draws*
Names that will get your children beaten up at school.

[Twilight Wolf]

Seymour Butts. (Yes, it's a billion years old, but hey, it works!)

[darkphantomime]

I C weiner.

or

Jacques Strap

[DW]

Kick Me.

...Well, you can't get much blunter than that.

[MagmarFire]

Jack Thompson.

Yeah, you heard me.

[Keaton]

Sunny Mooney.

If I have a son, that's what I'm going to name him.

[Twilight Wolf]

Tiny Hooker.

The sad part is, that's a real name.

[Keaton]

Also, there are people whose parents were obviously foreign and obviously messed up when they were filling out the birth paperwork.

Male (pronounced Mah-lay) and Female (pronounced Fuh-mah-lay).

[Carpet Merchant]

Jack Thompson.

Yeah, you heard me.

10000 points.

*draws*
Things you don't want to be shouting when the loud music at a rave party suddenly stops

[Keaton]

AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS I HAVE EBOLA

[Takun]

I PEED IN THE PUNCH!

[DW]

Don't they have any Shania Twain?

[Takun]

GOD THIS DJ SUCKS!