Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[Twilight Wolf]

Yes, HNS, this was "The Topic of Fifty Pages." However, since we have reached that goal, it is now "The Topic of One Hundred Pages."

[Hi no Seijin]

Thank you for answering my question, TW.  When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless.

That, or the Ghostbusters will save you.  I'm not too picky about your fate.

[Twilight Wolf]

Thank you, benevolent Secretary of Lolcats.

[Keaton]

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[Hi no Seijin]

Who let in the owlbears! D:

[Twilight Wolf]

You wasted nearly an hour just typing that, Tacheon?

I am shocked and appalled.

Anywho, HNS, I hired someone to fix that screen door a week ago, but he still hasn't showed up. Time to get my money back... get the hint?

[Hi no Seijin]

I don't handle the money.  Shika does.  If you want a refund, you have to ask him.

[Twilight Wolf]

No, no, I was referring to the guy I hired. I'm going to get my money back from him. You see now?

[Darth Wyndisis]

PLZ DONT KILL MR SCREENDOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( 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[Hi no Seijin]

You mean you didn't hire the guy from my *coughnonexistantcough* company?

[Twilight Wolf]

Don't worry, Billy Mays, Mr. Screendoor just needs to see a door doctor.

And it's not that I didn't hire someone from your company, HNS, because I had every intention of it. However, one of your employees, one "Jackal," gave me the wrong phone number.

[Hi no Seijin]

That should not have happened.  Time to send the offending employee to "military boot camp."

[Twilight Wolf]

Will you be selling the DVD?

[Hi no Seijin]

Company policy forbids me.  Unless it's on the black market.

[Twilight Wolf]

I have a few, err... acquaintances in the black market, so that shouldn't be an issue for either of us.