Escape This Topic With Slenderman

[Keaton]

I see that you have some sort of online translator, JQ, because you obviously don't understand the way that Russian works.

I'm assuming you're making a reference to Bender, though?

[darkphantomime]

Gah! Is it really so obvious?

aww...

Oh well.

DO THE BENDER!

[Twilight Wolf]

When I leaned my head back, I felt my neck crack.

Wow, I'm a poet! Sure hope I don't blow it.

[DW]

Sure hope I don't blow it.

Your mother does

[MagmarFire]

Sure hope I don't blow it.

Your mother does

...

Hey, could someone shut that cricket up? It's driving me nuts.

[DarkZelda]

*squish*

[MagmarFire]

Thanks for that.

[Twilight Wolf]

Now, then, shall we choose a new subject?

[Hi no Seijin]

I choose how awesome the dictionary is.

[MagmarFire]

I choose how awesome division by zero is.

[darkphantomime]

It is undefined, besides, what would you get if you divided zero by zero?

[MagmarFire]

In the real number system...yes, it is. But so is i. And I love i, too. ;)

And according to my theory, it equals one, or at least negates zero and 1/0. However, you must treat them as objects before you treat them as values.

[Keaton]

In the real number system...yes, it is. But so is i. And I love i, too. ;)

And according to my theory, it equals one, or at least negates zero and 1/0. However, you must treat them as objects before you treat them as values.

0/0 would not equal one, because it's nothing out of nothing-- and nothing is not something, contrary to some people's opinions

[MagmarFire]

From a programming perspective, nothing would be absolutely nothing--not even zero. Zero counts as something there.

Besides, it's all in the theory I'm developing. It doesn't have to make logical sense to you, and if it doesn't, that's fine. It does, however, make logical sense to me, so please roll with that.

[Keaton]

Besides, it's all in the theory I'm developing. It doesn't have to make logical sense to you, and if it doesn't, that's fine. It does, however, make logical sense to me, so please roll with that.

Before you even think of thinking about thinking of making a theory, read that topic I linked to above.

It's so completely depressingly stupid that you will die just by reading it, and yet you'll laugh your rear end off the entire time.