corrupt a wish game

[ZeldaFreak]

Granted but you start forgetting more important things...

I wish it was winter break already. ::)

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but the world finally reaches absolute zero and stops.


I wish my roommates would behave....

[ZeldaFreak]

Granted, but they are turned into monkeys.

I wish I was a monkey.  ;)

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you become my roommate.

I wish I had more Kool-AID.  ;D


(and honestly them being monkeys would make things so much easier :P )

[Water Within]

Granted, but then the monkeys drink it all.

I wish I had my boyfriend here.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but then I shoot him in the head... (come to think of it that would hurt me)

I wish my head was bullet proof.

[Water Within]

Granted, but when I die you have no way of suicide.

I wish I had Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate.

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but the chocolate turns out to be so dark due to feces.

I wish I had a golden eye. Literally.

[Water Within]

Granted, but then terrorists kill you so that they can become rich.

I wish I had a DS.

[HylianHero92]

Granted, but it doesn't platy any games and ends up being tossed in a furnace shortly after being run over by a train.  :-[


I wish when you save your game in Spirit Tracks while climbing the Tower of Spirits you didn't start from the bottom when you turn it back on  :(

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you start with no items.



I wish I could fly!!!1!

[Water Within]

Granted, but then vultures peck at your face and eat you.

I wish I had my own Carmax instead of stealing it from Pea-Tear all the time.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but I start stealing your Carmax all the time.


I wish I had something to do all day.

[Water Within]

Granted, but you end up having to rubbing my mom's feet.

I wish I could word things right. Ya know, so people won't take things the wrong way.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but people always think you are always right about everything, and, as a result, you acquire thousands of stalkers.


I wish that my bangs would reach my ponytail and stay out of my face.