corrupt a wish game

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but the translations are far from correct...

I wish it was colder

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you're frozen.

I wish that I could finish this se

[DW]

Granted, but then candleja--

I wish I wasn't locked up in this closet by candleja

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but then you're stuck in another type of closet.

I wish Shika would come out of the closet.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you do as well.... -_-

I wish my friends didn't lie as much.... :D

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I wish I had a wish.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted  but your wish is such a strong wish that your head exploads at the thought of it.

I wish I had more sleep

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish i had internet at home.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

granted, but you can get it nowhere else

I wish for a magic school bus

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but you get a creepy teacher too.

I wish I was happy.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but no one else can be happy with you.

I wish for pie.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish my Dog wasn't blind.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but it's stuck hooked up to machines for the rest of eternity and you never put it down.

I wish that post wasn't so cruel.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but this one is worse and makes you shoot your cat....

I wish I had a place to stay....

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but it's a crappy place.

I wish for waffles.