TOP 20 people I want to beat to a pulp with a saxophone

[Darth Wyndisis]

1.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
2.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
3.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
4.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
5.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
6.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
7.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
8.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
9.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
10.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
11. The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
12.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
13.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
14.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
15.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
16.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
17.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
18.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
19.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
20.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.

[Hi no Seijin]

Here's my list.

1.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
2.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
3.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
4.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
5.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
6.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
7.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
8.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
9.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
10. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
11. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
12. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
13. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
14. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
15. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
16. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
17. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
18. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
19. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
20. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I like your list.  I think I'll revise mine.

1.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
2.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
3.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
4.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
5.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
6.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
7.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
8.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.
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20. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science and talk like the guy from the Ford F150 commercials.

[Mysterious F.]

1-20. Paul Ryan

This has nothing to do with his political beliefs, but because of his comments about rape being a legitimate form of conception.

[Twilight Wolf]

Uh... that was Todd Akin, not Paul Ryan.

[Darth Wyndisis]

It was Paul Ryan.  Todd Akin was the one who said:  “It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” ^SRC

Here is Paul Ryan's comment on rape:  "Well I'm very proud of my pro-life record, and I've always adopted the idea, the position, that the method of conception doesn't change the definition of life." ^SRC

[MasterKeyX]

Here's my list.

1.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
2.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
3.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
4.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
5.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
6.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
7.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
8.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
9.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
10. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
11. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
12. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
13. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
14. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
15. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
16. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
17. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
18. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
19. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
20. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.

ALL OF THE THIS, ALL OF IT.  >:(

[Mysterious F.]

DW totally gets it.

[MagmarFire]

1.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
2.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
3.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
4.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
5.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
6.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
7.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
8.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
9.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
10.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
11. The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
12.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
13.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
14.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
15.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
16.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
17.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
18.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
19.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.
20.  The guy who does the voiceover for the Ford F150 commercials.

Here's my list.

1.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
2.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
3.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
4.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
5.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
6.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
7.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
8.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
9.  Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
10. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
11. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
12. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
13. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
14. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
15. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
16. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
17. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
18. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
19. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.
20. Politicians and lawmakers who make claims and laws that spit in the face of science.

1-20. Paul Ryan

This has nothing to do with his political beliefs, but because of his comments about rape being a legitimate form of conception.

I had no idea cloning was perfected.

[Darth Wyndisis]

It hasn't.  But if I could beat the crap out of the guy who narrates the Ford commercials and revive him and do it again 19 times, I would.  Honestly.  They are so damn annoying.  They're like

OK
SO
YOU PROBABLY WANT
A FORD PICKUP
ABOUT AS MUCH
AS YOU WANT TO
PUNCH ME
RIGHT IN THE *****IN' MOUTH
NO??!
TOO *****IN' BAD
YOU ARE GOING TO BE
HEARING MY VOICE
EVERY
*****ING
COMMERCIAL
BREAK
SO DEAL WITH IT
BABY

[Keaton]

Mike Rowe has a sexy voice, though.

...

...what?

[Twilight Wolf]

I misread the word "conception" as "contraception." Didn't know about the Paul Ryan thing.

My 1-20 would be simply "every politician in the US government." Every one is evil. Every. One. We must sterilize the system completely! >:U

[Darth Wyndisis]

Mike Rowe has a sexy voice, though.

...

...what?

No, no, I'm not talking about him.  Mike Rowe is cool.  I'm talking about Denis Leary.  He's the guy who narrates the Ford commercials that have the huge blocks of text that fly around the screen, like this one.

[Keaton]

Oh, right.  Well, Dennis Leary is also a really cool dude, and very funny.  He just loves money, and Ford has money.

[Twilight Wolf]

Denis Leary stole from Bill Hicks. SHAME.