How bout some jokes.

[MagmarFire]

No, not really; I'm just pretty easy to amuse. Let's just say I have a sensitive funny bone... ;)

[Evilbob]

what has four legs and would kill you wether it fell out of a tree or not?

AK cat!

[dragon lord]

*walks away slowly*

[Evilbob]

RUN, COWARD!
*AK cat opens fire and sprays area with bullets*

that reminds me.
a bullet isn't like the weak things in the movies.
take a bullet in the chest and the exit wound on your back will... well lets just say there won't be much back left...

[MagmarFire]

what has four legs and would kill you wether it fell out of a tree or not?

AK cat!

Hehehe... That was pretty good, too!

Told you guys I have a sensitive funny bone! ;D

[dragon lord]

RUN, COWARD!
*AK cat opens fire and sprays area with bullets*

ARE YOU CALLING ME A COWARD HUMAN?!?!? PERISH!!!*ingests AK cat, uses bones to pick teeth, and uses skull as belt buckle*

[MagmarFire]

Poor AK cat... He never had a chance... :'(

[dragon lord]

thats what he gets for calling i, dragon lord a coward!NO ONE CALLS ME A COWARD AND LIVES TO SEE THE LIGHT OF ANOTHER DAY!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Evilbob]

but you fail to realise that AK cat has crawled out of one of the holes on your wolfish hide caused by his AK-47!

[dragon lord]

how would he get out?? his skull is a belt buckle for cryin out loud!!

[Evilbob]

no, that was a poor innocent cat, YOU MURDERER!

[dragon lord]

RUN, COWARD!
*AK cat opens fire and sprays area with bullets*

ARE YOU CALLING ME A COWARD HUMAN?!?!? PERISH!!!*ingests AK cat, uses bones to pick teeth, and uses skull as belt buckle*

he started it.

[Evilbob]

you started it when you ran away from my joke!

[dragon lord]

 i walked away cus your OBSESSED with AK cat!!!

[Evilbob]

so?
what's wrong with that?