corrupt a wish game

[Hi no Seijin]

I wish I had a room with padded walls.

[greeny]

okay but the cielings and floors have spikes on them
i wissh i could fly.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but you can't land without hitting something.

I wish I would stop trying to get my wishes to backfire; they never backfire the way I want them to. ;D

[greeny]

granted honestly though u wasted a wish :P
i wish i could be a prof. soccer player

[Hi no Seijin]

Wishes are only wasted if the wisher doesn't attempt to fulfill it.

Oh, and granted, but you have the worst stats ever, and you get payed less than a teacher.

[dragon lord]

i wish that we werent killed anymore.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but we still die of old age anyway.

I wish the wish of a wish had a woodchuck to wish for wood to chuck at other wishful woodchucks.

[dragon lord]

granted, but the woodchucks go on a break

[greeny]

i wish i could beat my freind at super mario strikers finally

[EmeraldZelda2.0]

granted but then he beats you at every pther game. I wish I had 1 million bucks. :)

[Hi no Seijin]

granted but then he beats you at every pther game. I wish I had 1 million bucks. :)

Granted, but they all leave during mating season. :P

[dragon lord]

i iwsh we could execute operation: seagull already!

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but it fails.

[dragon lord]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED A NEW PLAN!!

[Hi no Seijin]

It doesn't matter.  It will still fail.  Any attack against Tingle will fail so long as my sniper squirrels are protecting him.  The enemy is not Tingle; it is Navi.  Lead an attack against Navi.