corrupt a wish game

[Sabatta]

Granted, but its a mondo virus and it shuts your computer down, PERMENTLY!

I wish I could do the magic spinning attack from LttP

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but you manage to not be able to stop doing the kick.  
I wish that my entire body didn't hurt.

[Sabatta]

Wish Granted, no corruption:)

I wish that i had an exact copy of the original Master Sword

[JDog]

Granted, but I take it. Its all mine. ;D
I wish I had a cell phone.

[Sabatta]

granted, but i take my sword back and stab you with it :P

I wish I could use the force

[JDog]

Granted, but you don't use it well.
I wish I could get one passing grade.

[Sabatta]

Granted, but I hunt you down, stab you ni the chest with MY Master Sword, and choke you using the force, but since i'm bad at the force you die very slowly :)

I Wish I could meet the guy who does Link's voice in OoT

[JDog]

Granted, but he's a shame.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Sabatta]

Granted, but when you return home i'm there with my Master Sword ;D

I wish I knew what happened to Link after MM

[Vaati]

Granted! But it turns out it's VERY DISTURBING!  :-[   :o  ;D I wish I had a monkey's paw! So then I can have five more wishes to be corrupted!  ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but the wishes backfire and happen to random people that spam-botted this site.

[Vaati]

Ooh! Good one! I wish I had hair like Vaati's permantantly!

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you get lost in it and die.

[Sabatta]

Granted, but the monkey paw grants it so it ends up killing some one

I wish they would stop censoring all the good stories in the school books(today i read the tell tale heart in our 8th grade literature book and they edited the entire thing, ACURSED PANSY CATHLICS!!!!)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but I won't ruin this!